Funny Sentences That Make No Sense Novels & Stories

09xxxxxxxxx All right, eat it! You haven't eaten before. You walked out! Haha xoxo. 'Do not reply. You may be driving now! You may be upset that you can no longer see the road because of the fats on your face! Haha. Joke. Bye. sent: 1:35 pm This idiot is crazy! There is still a real desire to leave the teasing. I act annoyed but I really laugh at the crazy words he texted!

eat? "Then, the big fish said, 'I... like... to... eat... small... fish... that... talks... slowly.' "After that, the small fish said, 'Oh, no!'" Nobody made a sound after Stella told the joke. Stella also thought that it was kind of a bad joke. So, she coughed and said, "Is it not funny?" Vermont showed his support. "No, it's hilarious." However, Keegan said sarcastically, "Do you mean ridiculous?"

I muttered, “if I wanted you dead, I wouldn’t poison you. I’d shoot you instead.” Their mouths dropped open, and I realized too late that I shouldn’t be joking about something like that. A nervous laugh fell from my lips. “I—I was only joking. You’d be able to smell poison from a mile away, and I know you’ll get the gun away from me within seconds.” Devrim was the first to break the silence. “You humans have a sick sense of humour. I don’t really see what’s so funny in what you said.” “I’m sorry.”

“Why did you not laugh?” Fay slowly got to her feet and cast a patronizing glance at Mina. "How do you feel about that? Is your joke truly funny? Check to see who is still laughing among those in attendance. Furthermore, a joke isn't considered a joke if it doesn't make the person telling it laugh,” After pausing, she went on, "It is called having a foul mouth." Everyone's odd eyes shifted to Mina as Fay said these words. Mina’s cheeks abruptly turned scarlet, and her eyes were full of hate as she gave Fay a scathing glance.

At my sudden question, Cassius stared at me. “...” “Because their horns don’t work,” I said and chuckled. “...” He blinked his eyes as is he finally realized that I am saying a joke. But it felt awkward that he did not smile a bit. And so, I thought of another joke that made me laugh so hard before. “I g-got into a fight with someone last night and it was totally my fault.” “...” “Because I was asked what was on the TV. And I answered, dust.”

I let out a short, unsteady laugh, some of the terror finally cracking slightly under the sheer, exhausted absurdity of the entire conversation. "You're all insane," I said. "You realize that. This entire family is completely, certifiably insane." "We prefer 'creatively resourceful,'" Jane said. "Under extreme duress," River added. "With excellent snack timing," Sammy said, gesturing toward the abandoned tea tray, which, admittedly, did smell fairly excellent. I looked around the room at all of them exhausted, battered, somehow still finding room for humor in the middle of a plan that carried real, genuine risk of killing me outright — and felt something steady itself in my chest despite eve

I rolled my eyes. “You’re unbelievable.” “So that’s a no?” “It’s definitely a no.” He sighed dramatically. “That’s disappointing.” “For who?” “For the imaginary girl I made up.” I shook my head. “You’re weird.” “Says the guy who folds his socks.” “…Fair enough.” For the first time since waking up, my chest didn’t feel quite as heavy. Kenz had a way of making conversations feel so ridiculous that, for a few minutes at least, you forgot whatever had been bothering you.

"What kind of nonsense is this? What the hell are you talking about?" No one in the room could provide an answer. I clenched my fists at my sides, grinding my teeth. Had I foreseen the madness that engulfed the world of fashion, I might have reconsidered a career in modeling. "That makes no sense! If I marry again, it must be to a man I love, who loves me in return, and proposes with a ring, and crucially, not to an old man who's lost his senses!" I declared firmly. Then, a sudden realization struck me. I erupted into laughter, the likes of which I had never experienced, prompting me to question my own sanity. "This meeting is absurd. You're making fun of me, aren't you? Is this your way of

I wanted to be alone for a while! I felt a tingling in my heart, and I felt pity, and I stared at it tightly and calmly, and I said, But... the doctor's diagnosis may be wrong! Or maybe... Or maybe a joke? I stared at him in incomprehension, and he made a faint sarcastic voice, but he quickly burst out laughing and moving his face! He muttered between his laughter, "This is so much fun." Oh my God! I understood it and said impatiently and indignantly, You are silly! Do you think yourself funny? It's not as cute as you think.

It really feels great, I'm feeling great now"! They both laughed because they were both feeling great, I mean they had both got laid , drunk, high, they had fun. "Bra! Today was really hectic... My head feels fucking sluggish like I'm just carrying some fucking 50KG of maize meal on my head 😂, when I talk, when I'm done talking, I feel like what I said is totally wrong... like I gotta start afresh, yoh! This thing is shit and don't you feel the exact way Nic... Well you should because you smoked the hubby so much, you couldn't disentangle it off your hand". 😂😂