Funny Sentences That Make No Sense Novels & Stories

Don't you start with m-, shh answer his question. "I did, I already ate three times today but I'm just really stressed and when I'm stressed I get hungry and cranky," I explained and he nodded while sipping his beer. That beverage doesn't look nice right now. Why did I ever drink it? I vow to myself to never touch a beer ever again. "Oh okay. So as I was saying, Jamie didn't want to tell his annoying mother to fuck off so I did it for him, hilarious right?" He laughed and I looked at him confused. Which part of this sentence is funny?

‌ Grinning, Vasky replied, "I prefer to focus on things that actually matter, unlike you, the self-proclaimed Queen of Nonsense." ‌ Playfully offended, Carlin responded, "Excuse me! Nonsense is an art form, Vasky. Not everyone can appreciate its beauty." ‌ Rolling his eyes, Vasky couldn't help but smile, "Right, an art form that only you seem to have mastered." ‌ Their rapid-fire banter continued, drawing chuckles and laughter from the onlookers. It was a duel of wit and sarcasm, a language only they understood, creating an amusing and entertaining spectacle for everyone present.

I shouted the last part. To my irritation he laughed again. What is up with him? What does he think I am doing? Cracking jokes for him. This is getting on my nerves now. Firstly he is just blabbering nonsensical words then laughing at my sensical ones. Am I a magnet to attract psychopaths? " You have got a nice sense of humour and so as to what you are doing here.......that is for me to know and you to find out but don't worry it won't take us long to reach there.

Her loud and somewhat mocking laughter echoed through the room, filling the space with a sound that seemed out of place and completely out of touch with the mood. The unexpectedness of her laugh caught me off guard, leaving me momentarily bewildered as I wondered what I could have said that could have provoked such a reaction. My mind raced as I tried to decipher the reason behind her laughter, but it still made no sense to me that her response to my serious concern was choosing to laugh like I had said the most hilarious thing in the world.

He was like a fool, laughing for superficial reason. “Nothing.” His sparing answer made me wince. Tears? Just like a fool? Laughing for no good reason ?. Is this man crazy? “Huh? Why are you laughing? Am I funny? ” I asked him rudely. “Is there anything funny I said?” I asked him again. It was shaken and slightly swallowed. “Nothing.” He said seriously to me as he drove the steering wheel of the car. “Why are you laughing if there is nothing wrong with what I said ?. So you’re laughing because I’m funny like that ?. ” I told him calmly and he totally denied me.

I knew he couldn't see me but I couldn't help my facial expression, "Even if I say don't tell me I know you probably will so go ahead." "Your voice on the phone," he chuckled as if he said the world's funniest joke. "What!" I screeched, sounding just as mortified as I felt. "If I didn't know better, I would have thought that you were a two-year-old," he further explained. "Jokes on you, two-year-olds can't form whole, proper sentences." For the rest of the drive, we sat talking to each other on the phone. We didn't drive at a very high speed but that was fine by me because just speaking to Lucifer made the trip all that better.

she giggled at her own joke. Guila’s giggle rippled through the air, a moment of levity amidst the heavy atmosphere. Her joke, bizarre and unexpected, painted a vivid picture in my mind. I couldn’t help but smile at her words, the image she conjured absurdly amusing. It was as if, even in the darkest moments, she managed to find a glimmer of humor, a ray of light that pierced through the shadows.

Bit down on my bottom lip to try and stop it. "I'm sorry. Really, I am. You just sound so fucking funny." I blurted through my fingers. "Cruel mate." Nessa laughed at this as well. Chuckled like a witch you found in badly written movies. Tilted her head back just enough that the column of her throat looked more bony than ever before.

Everyone just laughed like I'm just some kind of a psychopath, what's funny to them, they were laughing and pointing hands, and worse of it the subjects were laughing too, maybe I was stupid for talking without understanding anything, I shouldn't have let my curiosity get the better of me.

I joked lightly, and Serin rolled his eyes at my poor excuse of one. "Funny," he said humorlessly. I only cackled even harder. "No, seriously. You should step out of the corporate world and become a comedian with jokes like that." "Aw, come on, Serin." I followed him out of the house and into the backyard, where he walked out for some fresh air. "It was kind of funny, admit it!" "You need to admit yourself into a mental hospital with jokes like that." ###