Funny Snape Novels & Stories

A second later, he pulled out two soda cans, holding them up for us to see. “I wasn’t going to offer you frog slime or monkey balls,” he said, poking fun at us. “I was going to save that for the next time.” I covered my mouth with my free hand, releasing a chuckle while Kylan held the other one even tighter, clearly not impressed. The Soothsayer’s unexpected humor caught me off guard, but it eased the tension in my stomach.

“Don’t test me, maid.” But there was something ridiculous about him standing there, Alpha of Doom, towering over me with a nosebleed like some middle school kid after a playground fight. I bit my lip to stop the laugh, but a snort slipped out anyway. His eyes narrowed. “Did you just…” “Pfft…no!” My voice cracked with the effort of holding it in. “Absolutely not.” Another snort. Then a giggle. And before I knew it, I was laughing…actually laughing so hard tears rolled down my face.

Aria fires from the side, wicked gleam in her eye. “I did not cry,” I snap, indignant. I peek sheepishly-embarrassed at Noah. “You did that weird hiccup thing,” she counters, and she’s laughing so hard her whole body shakes. I look at her in awe and realize … she’s my new shiny truck. The best things in life money can’t buy. “Those were emotion-suppressed hiccups. Totally different,” I murmur, voice rough and ragged with emotion. “And everyone cries when Snape dies. Except maybe Jackson. That bastard’s heart is bulletproof.”

Again the parts of a song… I’m leaving on a jet plane I don’t know when I will be back again Oh babe I hate you go... Mrs. Hillary, who is included in the ranks of killer teachers, is not only fierce but also famous and sadistic. If Mrs. Anna math teacher is Voldemort. So Mrs. Hillary is Professor Snape in the famous School of Witchcraft and wizardry book series, because of the sadism. When a student is do something wrong, it's over. It happened one day that almost all the kid of 11-7 were expelled from class for not doing homework. The remaining 11-7 residents are only a few people like Alfred and several children who are classified as diligent in doing homework. Smart children are not nece