Funny Snape Novels & Stories

Azazel got down the bonnet, they silenced, looking at each other, and then peals of laughter echoed around the cliff. “I wonder how many times he humped his pillow,” Tristan’s face turned red due to his intense laughing fit. “And that time you replaced Voldemort’s face with Dad’s and put on a tutu skirt on it, that was the sculpture of his at the inaugural ceremony at the new hospital wing. That was so out of the line even for you, Zae,” Tristan got down and joined Azazel in laughter. “You know…. (laugh) what (laugh) they say. Go big or go home,” Azazel resumed laughing.

''He leaves the kitchen. ''Your son has a moral problem, Tom. He's mocking, sarcastic and a little pest. Isn't he supposed to be in class? Tom sighs and goes back to cooking. ''He's suspended for pranking the principal. '' I keep laughing. ''What was the catch this time? ''The director is afraid of snakes, he filled the director's office with non-venomous snakes. I can't hold back my laughter any longer and I burst out laughing. ''This is not funny, Alex. The poor man ended up in the hospital.

- I think our extra tonight will be the size of the professor's. I let out a laugh and turned to him. - That would be great! But you're talking about his version before the potion, right? Because otherwise this money won't even cover the cab fare. - I joked and put my hands on my waist. You think you're so funny, playboy bunny. - He threw the cloth he was using to clean the cup at me. I dodged and squeezed my eyes shut before letting out another laugh. - You're very funny, Mr. TK.

Sven and the other government officials looked at Malfoy and his friends as if they were a bunch of stupid babies. “How enlightening.” Sven forced a grin on his face and narrowed his eyes dangerously. He then asked, “Well then, do you know who we are?”

was her reply before we got our books and went to class. I didn't really care if she was angry that I had new friends, I wasn't really ready for her drama and she didn't give me a call through-out the holidays, we didn't keep in touch. And she wasn't my problem right now, my problem was this hell hole I found myself in and you-know-who. ****** "Miss Black, what's the next step we're using?” “Professor snape I swear on Voldemort's nipple, it was Ron's idea” I blurted out as I looked up at the professor.

"Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike." — Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix * H U N T E R J O N E S | The Lovestruck Bad Boy It had been a really good day. I had gotten to spend time with Mey, helping her with homework and telling her my life story. I let out a dreamy sigh, which made me look like Ron after he accidentally drank the love potion. Except that I didn't need a love potion to be crazy about Mey.

Noor stared at him as if he had lost his mind, watching as the snake pause, head raised, exposing its fang. "You're doing nothing," she shrieked. "Exactly." "Crickey," he stated in his best Hagrid imitation. "I'd like meself one.." "You've lost your marbles," she shook her head, her tension easing a bit when she saw the snake change it's course and slither out. "Vastly misunderstood beasts Noorul-Huda, vastly misunderstood." "You've definitely lost it," she shook her head, unsure if she was to be amused or not.

“You stripped and changed clothes in half a second?” He shook his head in disbelief, then his expression morphed into one of reckless delight. “Forget stripped—I’m a damn wizard, Hagrid.” His grin was so sharp it almost cut. “Come on, let’s see if you turn into a half-giant.” I rolled my eyes, snorting. “Oh, shut up.”

Like I might throw up if he kept talking. Ashton didn’t look convinced at all “Interesting... you don’t know the origin, even though it seems to have started from your pack. Or perhaps, Severus doesn’t host such… gatherings at all, and everyone else is simply delusional.” he said dryly. A few snickers broke out across the room. I looked around briefly. Some of the Alphas were smiling as they were clearly entertained. Even a few elders looked amused. What the hell was so funny? This wasn’t supposed to be funny. This was supposed to be a downfall, not some ridiculous moment where Sapphire got to sit right next to the King.

I point to the wine on my shirt, making Apple snort. “Why do you think all the single teachers are always talking about him? He’s like a freaking unicorn no one can catch. Not even for a fast fuck.” Apple wiggles her eyebrows. I get up and go into the kitchen, trying to clean myself up. Apple appears moments later.