Funny Snape Novels & Stories

“You’ll make me wish I was never born and all that. I have the entire speech memorized by now, so please feel free to save your breath, if you’d like.” More chuckles fluttered around the table, even the king and queen seemed amused by my taunts. Only Soren and Vienne—who sent him discreet, worried glances—were unaffected… Or maybe I should say they were not affected with amusement, because Soren did seem quite affected, just of the pissed-off variety. “That’s it,” he snarled, surging to his feet. “One more snarky word from you and—”

the woman flicked his nose “shame on you, Python. I thought you were above ritualistic shit.” The snake, Python, looked ashamed of having his secret discovered. He hung his head, before using the chance to gulp down her food. “We should go back to the moment Venin almost died” Flame teased the blonde man “I’d love to hear about that.” “Hey, fuck you” he laughed back, hacking up more blood “I’ll take you again any day.” There was laughter and jokes made before everyone returned to their food with spirits lifted.

I just didn't ask what business. "He was hovering over Nicholas but the snake's fangs didn't work on Sir Nicholas why Sir Denver was the one that got bitten." I laugh a little at the terms she uses. "Sir Denver was stung, the poison worked on him." She stared at me. Sighed before speaking again. "So don't think that Nicholas cheated on you. Ask him, make him clear his self on you. But you don't need that. If you don't believe him, believe in me. But if it's still not enough, I'll try to make a poison that can reveal all of Nicholas's secrets. Whatever you'll ask he'll surely answer it honestly. I just don't know if Professor Snape will give me that poison. He's stingy."

The person that just got to my back was looking at me and made a weird face before holding my hand. The person behind me later changed his mind and switched with the person behind him also. After switching that, the person I later found to be behind me was Captain Snape. I was so happy and desperate to listen to his life being a black Pirate. Sir, Captain Snape. How does it feel being a black Pirate Captain. Because I used to think something like white supremacy or something. I asked him

I was thinking about one only thing: making fun of professor Darking as he made fun of me! Sophie's eyes gleamed mischievously as she leaned in closer. "Oh, I'd be delighted to teach you, my dear Alice. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility, or in this case, great hilarity!" I nodded eagerly, a mischievous grin spreading across my face. "Let's do it! We'll give Professor Darking a taste of his own medicine!" Sophie raised her wand and whispered a few incantations. Suddenly, a tiny burst of colorful sparks erupted from the tip of her wand, and a small scroll materialized in her hand.

She seemed like a crazy bastard who never let our words enter her ear. " These stupid tricks again? Sorry, but you are just wasting your time. Your tricks are worthless. I didn't appreciate it." She replied, accompanied by the rolling of her eyes. I felt annoyed but I could not force myself to act like I'm the stupid one. "All right. Then we'll go first, think about it yourself." I had to leave first because I was about to hold back my tears... *** Snap - Severus behind me slams the door shut. My mind blew away and I felt there was a tear that trying to pierce my heart.

She started crying and Snake moved closer to her so he could make her calm down. “It's fine, we are over this already. Don't cry over something like that, instead why don't we talk about the interesting ones.” Snake said to Lydia and she wiped her tears. Snake brought up one of their interesting past, when he noticed Lydia was not laughing he realized he hasn't said the one that'll make her laugh so he continued until she finally said something that’ll make her laugh and she laughed really hard. She laughed until she was finally able to forget everything she was thinking about earlier.

Loosing control, he threw the glass of champagne against the wall, smashing it angrily into a million pieces. Frightened by the noise, Cinderella cried. " Royalty_ " " You seem to enjoy telling me lies, don't you? " He snarled. " Tiger and sniper! " Two fat reptiles crawled out hungrily to the big devil. They crept onto his laps, wrapping in full their fat bodies around his tattooed arm. Cinderella recognized the snakes. It was Funfun and dundun.

Eira say indignantly. But Sorin instead of feeling offended by starts laughing. His lips turning into a wide arc showing off his bunny teeth with his nose scrunched and eyes getting wrinkled turning into small eye smiles. Eira can't help but look at the person who actually resembled a cute bunny right now, while laughing. She stood there dumbfounded, Sorin's laugh sounding somehow satisfying to her. "Oh my God! sweetheart why are you so weird!" he says in between his laughs. And the spell was broken as Eira came back to her senses.

He turned to face me, surprised. “You! I really thought…” I laughed, harder. “You’re so gullible.” I teased. He burst out laughing. “Don’t scare me like that. But best believe, if there really were a snake right now, I would have twisted it and snapped it in half.” He said, dramatically. I giggled. “Oh, aren’t you such a Superman.” And then he smiled. “I am.” I wanted to continue teasing him then I saw a slight reddish spot of his finger.