Funny Snape Novels & Stories

Philip stretched and said, “I'm going to kill the professor, of course.” The princess looked worried at Philip’s words. “He has many merfolk hearts on his body, so it won’t be that easy to kill him.” At this moment, the dungeon suddenly lit up, followed by a burst of wild laughter. The princess immediately closed her eyes, while Philip looked in the direction of the laughing voice. It was none other than the professor. “I knew there was something off about you. “Do you really think I’m such an idiot that I’d believe those water snakes could injure you?”

"A normal?" As he got beside Fragado, he was told that the being was actually one of them and laughed again. Schnek didn't understand what was going on but since his partner Fragado was snickering, he started to join him and laugh too. The senseless occurrence was too funny for him. ❇❇❇ Now there are two orcs stupidly laughing before her. She slowly stood up and the two huge beings didn't even notice her moving. Gripping tight of her backpack, she cautiously managed to step a few feet back.

I wasn't welcomed in their midst. "Bloody hell!" I rose up and banged the table. It's been there a while now, this anger, escaping when I always feel cheated on or dared in an unfriendly manner. I was angry at the guard guiding the entrance, at the maid that prepared the snack and tea on the table, heck, I was even angry when my tea wasn't quite at the right temperature. But the truth was, my life needed changing for the better, because there was more going into this brain and body than I could handle and still be me. So, even if it's not okay with them, I was going to start working on my real purpose. I had even completely forgotten she was present with us till I saw her oval rounded face a

“Hahaha!” When the Scorpion Guardian heard that, he burst out laughing as if he had never heard such a funny joke before. “What are you laughing at?” Lucas asked, confused. “I’m laughing at you, you don’t know when to surrender, do you? You’re just a puny, ordinary Awakened One, yet you dare to spout such shameless lies?” The Scorpion Guardian said disdainfully. Lucas shook his head slightly and instantly retrieved the Super Health Potion from the System Space.

Theodore, being just as petty, had resorted to using their subordinates to exchange insults from a distance. The subordinate glanced at Theodore's latest reply and hesitated before reading it aloud. "Mr. Snapp said, 'Hehe, I'm a lapdog with an owner. I'd love for Elara to put a collar on me… maybe even a leash…'" The room fell silent, and the subordinate shuddered. He couldn't believe Theodore Snapp was this shameless! Harvey spat out his words with utter disdain. "Serving people with his looks… How absolutely pathetic!"

then get enough security if you are coming to this excursion maybe he will try the couples thing," Bai wen wen joked before laughing. "Am serious, don't you see that his last look on me, I swear something must be wrong with that man," Gao yu said as they walked the school walkway. "Pffft, talking as if you don't know mr Snapes, that man is as weird as Harry Potter characters, I bet he was looking at you like that because you look like one piece of history," Bai wen wen said. Truly, though professor Lin zhi zhu ( Mr Snapes), hadn't stayed that much in the school the students has come to know him for acting weird, there was once a time he carried a mummified corpse to school just to show how E

he crazily snickers. "Are you excited, too, Sophia? It's your time to meet with the devil" he smirks while closing the window. ****😑****

Especially since people only expressed so much joy ten years ago. A younger elf student even laughed slightly when she saw so much joy, but only for a moment, as a gesture from a professor wiped off her smile. The girl tried hard not to laugh, but she still smiled slightly from time to time, especially because with every sentence Nakutsck said, the famous wizard cast spells at the spectators too ... and of course each one made them laugh.

Am lost of defensive words. I clasp my lips together. I itch my head. I pass mom s help out luck. She only smirk. She reurn a you're alone look. She return it amidst devious smiles. I gasp playfully. She betray me. She fucking betray me. I'll definitely return the favor. I send her a threatening signal. She exchange glances with Hermonie. They instantly burst out laughing. They laugh hard and loud at my failure. "Remains mystery at your second best position back at college's because you really as unintelligent" Hermonie mocks more.

After a few seconds I heard the Professor's voice booming in class as he resumed his boring talks about the boring lecture in such a boring tone. I hate him. Professor Martin is not like other staffs. he's strict and not so friendly with students who always keep his face up and talk in the air. can't blame him, he must be at least fifty and the age itself allows him to be grumpy and ill-tempered. his thick and square glass will be on his nose all the time. It's been a month of me being in this college and not even for once I saw him smiling. He's hard to impress and to deal with. no one, i repeat no one would dare to stand against him because he exactly feels like some evil character of a mo