Funny Stories Embarrassing Novels & Stories

Bradley Fry, my CEO husband, loves bringing his friends home for meals the most. He claims that this makes them feel like an actual family. As they drink in the feast I've whipped up for everyone, one of Bradley's friends comments smilingly, "I knew that you were a virtuous one, Emily! Now this is how the legitimate wife should act!" My expression doesn't falter as I ask in a half-joking manner, "Oh? Does Bradley have a spoiled and pampered mistress by his side, then?" His friends are stunned by my question. A trace of panic crosses their eyes simultaneously. But Bradley just wraps an arm around my shoulders with a smile. "Don't listen to their nonsense, Emily. Who else is worthy as my

I murmur smugly, smiling as we eat, sparing him the occasional glance only to find him already eyeballing me. Somehow, this small, simple interaction makes me feel ... important, like this is a step forwards in whatever dysfunctional relationship we have. "No! Are you serious?" I gasp, gobsmacked. Hardin nods, his neck flushing faintly with embarrassment. I found it hilarious, his raw humiliation as he tells me the one time that he literally shit himself. I'd be embarrassed to even tell the story, but I have to admit it is amusing. "Sick fuck, put laxative in my birthday cake." Hardin grumbles.

Dylan said angrily. “that is so hilarious” Brad said. Bursting into laughter. They all started laughing. “ is this what embarrassment feels like?... Girl! I’m so embarrassed for you. Falling flat on your ass must be so humiliating" Kennedy said. I felt my face flushed in shame. If there is one popular thing Brad and Kennedy are known for, is belittling people. They have a long record of running into trouble, picking on people and bullying. “ I’m so sorry, I got distracted” I said to Dylan.

I was at a loss on what to do or say and it irked the shit out of me. Eventually an idea clicked in my head and I decided to crack a joke out of the incident and lighten the atmosphere. "Wait, you were actually scared that I had drowned in the bathtub when all I was doing was sleeping?" I laughed, shaking my head like I had cracked the greatest joke of the century. Lauren's cheeks turned pink with embarrassment as she nodded sheepishly. "I know, I know, it sounds silly now that I think about it. But at that moment, I was so worried. Regardless, I'm happy that you are fine."

Most embarrassing moment of my life. I couldn't help it. I burst out laughing. Whatever tension my body had built up released and by the time the nurse prepped the shot, Dante was continuing with this ridiculous story about how it went down after he passed out and I barely even felt the needle. You're evil," I said, shaking my head as the nurse finished up. "Distracting me like that." He grinned. "Whatever works, right?”

She may have a bit of stubborn and brat bones in her body. "You could have made it last time too if Lilith didn't made a total worthless joke about breathing in hell which had Grace laughing like a fool ." Emily scoffs remembering their stupidity that night. "It was funny though" Grace defends herself,It's not her fault that she finds stupid nerd jokes funny.

Few days later... "So how did that go for you?" I asked Fiona with a mocking grin. She was relaying a funny story of how she had embarrassed herself in front of her crush in eighth grade. "No fair, you're supposed to empathize with me." She pouted. I chuckled. "I can't help it, the story is hilarious." It truly was.

"Connor Pierce is the campus heartthrob. Why would a guy like that fall for someone like you, ordinary as you are? I was helping you. Testing whether he really loves you." Cassidy caught on and let out a mocking laugh. "I knew it. Tara was helping you, and you throw a tantrum? You really think highly of yourself." Holly piled on. "It's just a couple of dumb flyers in a group chat. You are so fragile. We're in college–people joke around." It hit me, listening to them, how easily I'd let this happen the first time around. That had ended with me locked in a basement by some pervert who saw the flyer.

Nathan chuckled along with everyone else, shaking his head in good-natured embarrassment. “He can be a crybaby sometimes” Talia added. Paige selected a card from the box and read it out loud, "Funniest Mishap." She chuckled mischievously before launching into a story, “On my first day at the job, Mr Grey accidentally spilled juice on his shirt right before an important meeting. He tried to discreetly cover the stain with his tie, only to have it unravel during the meeting, leaving him in an awkward situation.” Paige’s animated storytelling had everyone in stitches, and even Nathan couldn't help but laugh at the memory.

They listened to every word he said, hanging on to his every joke and funny anecdote. As the laughter died down, Vince decided to share one of his infamous blind date experiences. With a dramatic shake of his head, he began, “Trust me, after that date, I swore I'd never go on one again. It was like a scene out of a disaster movie. Picture this: awkward silences, spilled drinks, and me realizing halfway through the night that we had absolutely nothing in common. Never again, I swear!” The girls laughed even harder, picturing the cringeworthy scenario in their minds. Vince was a natural storyteller, and his self-deprecating humor made him all the more likable.