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The sound coming so naturally that I almost forgot how tense I'd felt before coming here. I told him a few embarrassing stories of my own, including some of the stupid things I'd done in high school. He laughed at me just as hard. It felt surprisingly good. There was something comforting about sitting across from someone who didn't care if your jokes were terrible or if the stories you told made absolutely no sense. He just listened. He laughed. He made me laugh. By the time we finished eating, I felt lighter than I had when I'd arrived. Jeffrey paid the bill despite my attempts to protest and eventually drove me home.

I pretended to lay my face on the table so as not to appear blushing. Sheilla still laughs. I swear I'm ashamed of whatever. Why should you be reminded again? It has been a long time and has passed, and it is a silent witness to how Gerald and I became the absurd human of all time. It just took root and ended in a long, hot struggle. "Yuck, Sheila, I'm embarrassed." I'm so embarrassed. Sheilla was still laughing. "Yuck, Sheila ..." "Sorry, Sorry." Said Sheila. Cleared her throat, but she laughed again. If she's not my friend, I knocked it out!

he said, “what’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done in public?” I blinked at him, caught off guard by the random question. “What?” “You heard me,” he said, a small smirk tugging at the corner of his lips. “Most embarrassing thing. In public. Go.” I laughed despite myself, the sound surprising me. “I don’t know… there was this one time in high school when I tripped in front of everyone while running for class president. Face-planted right in the middle of the hallway.” Ethan raised an eyebrow, clearly amused. “And you still won?”

“So, tell me, pretty boy, what’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you?” I arched a brow. “What?” She grinned. “Come on, spill. Everyone has one.” Nathan snorted. “She just wants material to tease you with. What a sneaky witch." “Not really, but that would be fun” Penny winked. I licked my chocolate lollipop, making a pop sound. “Sorry to disappoint, but I’m flawless. No embarrassing moments here.” Penny gasped dramatically. “Liar! That’s impossible. I demand a story.”

She quickly grabbed my hand and pulled me along with her as we headed inside the hospital. I began sharing with RJ what happened to me, making me feel all over the place, but I should have known how this friend of mine would react to my experience. As soon as we entered our cabin, RJ burst into laughter. “Would you stop that? It was not funny. It’s embarrassing.” I hit RJ’s arms while pouting since she has been laughing her ass off, and she hasn’t stopped yet. It was an embarrassing experience, but I was annoyed when I shared it with my friend.

What started off as a fairly subdued group quickly opened up as each of them told funny stories about themselves, knowing that Mark, Myra and Maddy didn't really know any of them. Mark told them of how he'd been so hungover in a lecture at college once that he'd fallen asleep and when he woke up it took him three hours to discover he had drawings on his face. Maddy told them of a photoshoot she'd done where she fainted in front of a client but still got the job, and of how she once did the infamous 'skirt-tucked-into-her-underwear' thing and no-one told her.

The first woman to draw a prompt burst out laughing as she read it. “Tell us about the most embarrassing thing your mate has ever done.” The entire circle erupted in laughter. Soon stories began pouring out. One woman described how her husband had once fallen asleep during a council meeting and nearly tipped his chair over. Another confessed that her mate had tried to impress her by cooking dinner and ended up burning the stew so badly that the entire house smelled like smoke for days. The laughter was loud and genuine. Even the elders were chuckling. The basket eventually made its way to me.

I whispered. “Wow. He really got in your head.” “Obviously. I mean, he’s straight, and he jerked me off twice.” “Wait. He did it again?” “This is so embarrassing.” “I told you about the time I locked myself outside naked when I was drunk and looking for the bathroom in my new apartment last year. I think we’re beyond being embarrassed by dumb shit.” “Yeah.” I snorted. “You have a valid point. You do a lot of stupid shit.”

The night rolled on in a blur of laughing, teasing and ridiculous stories. They roasted Samira for the time she tripped during a big corporate event. Tasha told a story about accidentally emailing a love confession to the whole company. Devin swore up and down he saw a ghost in the break room once. Then Theo talked about the time Samira accidentally sent a draft ad with a massive typo to the entire executive board ("Best Crapper Rates!" instead of "Best Career Rates!"). Samira turned beet red, and she covered her face with her hands while everyone howled with laughter.

She has such an adventurous spirit and I was shocked with her answers. “What about you? What's your embarrassing moment?” I asked. “Well, that would be when my mum caught touching myself.” I couldn't help but spit out the alcohol from my mouth and burst out laughing. In all my years, I could never have believed that she could do that. She has more balls that let's go. “Stop laughing fool, it was embarrassing, I couldn't look at her for a week.” She looked down shyly, biting her nails.” She was also using it against me and constantly too, she thought it was funny”