Funny Supernatural Novels & Stories

The chap smirked. The goofy smile widened. "You thought, up there in the manor, those weird folks were mafia?" "Obviously…" "Um-lady, you are crazy. But know this: You could take my mind off the nasty geriatrics and their imminent death. I have a cot in the back, but there is no way they are mafia, they are more than that." "How so?" Lily once again eyed the protruding beak. "I think they are something else, supernatural." The lad added with a dramatic voice.

“You know, I still worry about people thinking I’m crazy for believing in these things. People here don’t blink an eye anymore of it.” “Don’t worry about it. You aren’t crazy. People sleep better if they don’t believe. They consider out of the ordinary or supernatural. I always thought. Oddly, we consider supernatural creatures outside of natural and unnatural. Yet they’re supposed to be here before we humans were. They connect many like the boggart and bogan to nature. I see it almost like racial insensitivity. But in this case, its species insensitivity.” “Never thought of that. Thanks for listening and giving your okay.” Eddie got out of there before Gabby. Got too metaphysical on him. It

He retorted with a rather faint chuckle. Making me mentally raise my eyebrow at him since I cannot do it physically. “ And where do you think we are then?” I frowned, not knowing what to answer. From what I have just witnessed, the wolf talking, changing into a human, and then talking casually again, it seems I am in a world where supernatural things exist, but from his tone of asking, as well as his amused demeanor, it feels like he is just messing with me.

You are ancestral gods, and you behave like spoiled kids. Selene looks at Lucifron, stunned by his audacity. Hades transforms back into a hideous monster. A strong and powerful laugh fills the room and makes the packhouse shake. Outside the room, some shewolves scream in fear, and the friends look at Lucifron, who has his arms crossed, courageously looking between the eyes of the monster and Selene. - What's so funny about what I said? - he asks, thinking that the laughter came from Hades.

Catherine slumped forward, her heart lurching in fear as the ground got closer, but she was too far gone to feel the impact. ~~~~~ “You said she claims to have a human soul? I’ve never heard of such a thing, but if her soul was swapped using Forbidden Majyks, it’s possible her soul is not fully aligned with the body yet.” The doctor stated, his black eyes falling to the notebook in front of him. “Usually, use of Forbidden Majyks takes the life of the caster. This could be a side effect of that, too. It’s such a strange situation, but I promise your secret is safe with me.”

"Bob thinks this is a Psychopath. That this psychopath's method of killing his victims' very rare. And he also thinks that I've had... experience with this kind of things." "What does that mean?" "He thinks I see the Supernatural." Funke said nothing. Lex's shirt was unbuttoned and she could see his broad, hairless chest, six dents running across his stomach and a 'V' line in his torso. She swallowed hard. "Do you believe it?" "Believe what?" "That you have a knack for the supernatural?" Lex watched a grasshopper hop by. "I am not a psycho." "No one said you were." "I am not possessed."

Seth answered with sarcastic calmness. Zane suddenly pointed at the TV screen. "Hey, guys, what's that about?" We all looked at the blue screen as white words started scrolling towards the top from the bottom of the screen, and I immediately regretted not listening to the speech that the president had given earlier. "PARANORMAL AND SUPERNATURAL BEINGS EXIST. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. DEFEND YOURSELVES TO THE FULLEST EXTENT. $1,000 WILL BE PAID FOR EVERY SUPERNATURAL BEING CAPTURED AND BROUGHT IN TO LAW ENFORCEMENT ALIVE. DO SO AT YOUR OWN RISK."

Graham laughed before enveloping his friend in a bear hug. “Come off me, man.” Beta Jude laughed as he turned back to his car. “My wife is currently pissed. I took a detour from our planned dinner night to meet you out here. You better make it worth our time.” Graham nodded. “I understand. I would have discussed it with you somewhere a little bit better than this dump but the walls have ears these days and I don’t know who to trust if not you.” “There has been disturbing news about a new sect, trying to gain control over the supernatural world and they’ve been gaining prominence over the past couple of years,” Gunther added. “Have you figured out who’s behind it? You said you had made a brea

I was nothing more than a surrogate they hired. Their original plan was to stress me out with a diet of high-cholesterol meat and the grief of losing loved ones, hoping I would die in an accident and they could inherit my dad's fortune and cash in on a fat insurance policy. However, when I jumped from the upstairs and ended up in a coma, only to wake up soon after, they panicked about being found out and crafted a fake reality around me, a true Truman Show. In the sterile quiet of the hospital room, the past year's nightmare played out again. They pumped me full of drugs that twisted reality, convincing me I was given a second chance at life.

Amber snapped at the exact same time Cassandra yelled, “She crushed my phone!” The headache that had been forming earlier exploded into full force. “And attacking each other, fighting with your claws out, seemed like the best solution?” My voice dropped to that dangerous level that made people step back. “Because in your clearly idiotic-induced brains, you have forgotten that people cannot find out that the supernatural exists. And it is very clear that the people here are humans.” “I—” Amber started.