Funny Text Messages Novels & Stories

Grabbing my phone, I frowned when I saw a text from the devil itself, "CconviNCceee mnhy daaasd tob lkjrseasve." I believe that means Convince my dad to leave. Wow, he's good in typing messages without looking at it properly. SARCASM. I smiled, then said out loud, "What if I don't?" He smirked while Tan looked confused, "What if you don't?" Tan asked. Vibrate. CFRRAXZZXDFYYHGDAATTER. Crazy Hater. Fine.

FROM KELVIN: So what exactly do you intend on doing because I can't even think of anything that can be done right now so please, let me know what you plan on doing so I can be on the same page with you. TO KELVIN: It’s easy. I will use a new line and text him. I’m sure he’d be surprised but I’d tell him I got his number from an advice website and decided to tell him of my problems. I sent the message knowing very well that it sounded very silly and Kelvin reacted with several laughing emojis to show that he was also finding my idea quite hilarious. I knew that it wouldn't really make any sense to a lot of people but it was something that I wanted to try and I just had a feeling that it could

’ I read it before clicking the send button. Thank God , he instantly replied. ‘ I'm... fine... What's wrong ? No doofus, no insult with your greeting. Definitely suspicious, so what's popping ?’ I chuckled at his text, I did not really think that me always starting our chat with me calling his funny names that pop in my head at that time. A shame we don't vibe also as nerd Kylie and Kelly, we will make a good best friend. ‘Lol. I need your help so I don't want to offend you with my words.’ I sent the message ending it with the winky emoji.

It’s the aubergine emoji and the water splash one along with the tongue sticking out. It gets harder to breathe. ‘What-‘ I start typing. ‘are you talking about?’ I send the message. ‘Don’t play dumb, we know.’ ‘Lmao’ ‘No escaping sissy’ ‘At least someone’s getting creampied’ ‘Who’s the guy?’ Every message is dropping at once so I don’t have time to check the name tag and know who sent what but each text leaves me confused. Do I just play along? For all I know they could be joking.

Jokes on you man, these people loves disturbing you with tons of texts messages, the voice in my head snickered out sarcastically. I let out a breath I was holding before scrolling through the texts messages. The group chat which was for just six guys including myself has under it, 1,230 messages. The fuck were these motherfuckers talking about? I texted them a little last night, which means the whole of these messages were texted in a span of twenty hours. Mother-Fucking-Bois - 1,230 messages. I clicked on the message first after resisting the urge to scoff at the name of the group.

I immediately opened the messages and read the contents of the text. From: +63948666327 Hi. I'm sorry to bother you. Too bad I didn't even catch up with you earlier at Kyla's party. They said you go home early, why? Four messages in a row. I immediately replied to it. To: +63948666327 Who's this? I replied to the number that I texted. Who is this feeling close to? I returned my attention to watching. After a few minutes it replied. From: +63948666327

[Boringggg😭] [Kitten,why are you crying? [Do you want me to pick you up? Are you feeling unwell? Is it the IUD?] I received two messages from him at once, and I didn't know if I should laugh or even cry. Ethan didn't understand the use of the emoji and sent me two texts in a row. I felt my lips pull up in a smile as I stared at the text. It felt cute to see this ignorant side of Ethan. I texted him back. [I am fine, you oldie.]

It was a text from an unsaved contact. “Hi, Jay. It's me, Smart. I got your number from Richard. I apologize for not seeking your permission before sending the message. I understand if you're angry with me. If you're not, can I call you? There's something urgent I need to discuss with you. Please, I need your help. You're the only one I can think of at the moment.” I frowned at the text. Smart?

I clean up and my cell dings. "Give up!",is texted to me. I mind link my brother and he mind links back. "I got the same text. Also my mate is obessed with your vampires",he sounds annoyed. I start laughing as he texts everything she texted Hannah and I am amused. We start mind linking. "Damn bro this is hilarious ",he scoffs in the link. "No the fuck it isn't she asked if they were packing like us",I chuckle out loud and he cusses at me.

“Tell them to get some food on the way. Alcohol if they want as well but light, beers or good wines at worst, still need them to be conscious in case anything happens.” “Relaying the message to them,” Walter says and tinkers around in his phone, thumbs flying over the keyboard as he sends text messages. “They would like you to know that, quote on quote, ‘Boss is the best’, ‘Thank you Boss’ and ‘Boss was hot tonight’ with God knows how many exclamation marks. Why is this group chat always like that?” Walter mutters to himself. “There’s also a bunch of emojis that I won’t spell out, but it’s a lot of hearts, hot, crying, and eggplants ones, for some reason.”