Funny Text Messages Novels & Stories

Next, I tackle the spam texts — annoying messages from unknown numbers, trying to sell me everything from weight loss supplements to discount vacations. Finally, I make my way to I*******m, where I'm greeted by a flood of messages from distant cousins twice removed. There are birthday wishes, holiday greetings, and random check-ins — all from people I barely remember, let alone keep in touch with. I smile politely, typing out brief responses to each one, trying to be friendly without getting too caught up in the drama.

It read: "I'm sorry I had to leave early, I made you breakfast, well something like it (a frowning emoji) wish I could make something better but I can’t handle a knife to chop up the veggies. Sorry. Enjoy that, if you can and oh (a smiling devil emoji) prepare for tonight's game finale (prepare to lose mu ahahahahahahaah (evil laughter I guess). See you tonight beautiful" And each time I read it; it feels like a whole new message. Damn! I was going crazy over a text and I like every bit of it.

She fished it out, seeing that Anderson had just sent her a text message. It read; I'm on my way to get stabbed with a dozen medical needles, I can endure that much pain, but I don't think I can endure being away from you. You're the only medicine I need to survive. The text was the cheesiest thing she'd ever read, but for some reason, she wasn't bothered by it in the slightest. It was as heartwarming as it was hilarious. She wasn't surprised that he stuck to his playful persona even when sending messages, and when she read the message again, she could vividly imagine the taunting smirk on his face.

" Yeah, but it's all good, I'll protect you" And I laughed a little how on earth is that gonna work if she doesn't know half of who I really am. I smiled at her supportive comments as we move on to the next thing. " Moving on we have the text message now that is a whole new world because there are different brands as well, who kinda own a text message company some of, this brand are WhatsApp, messenger, facebook, Instagram, pam chat, Snapchat and many more." " Wait is this how you got a message from Hugo"

{Don't piss me, reply my message} I groaned and sat upright. You don't need to know after almost crushing my perfect toes, idiot! I texted back. Ding! {Laughing emojis. You deserved that for laughing so much at me} I sighed and stared at the ceiling. Whatever, have a bad night, I texted back and slid beneath my duvet. Pulling my duvet to my chin, I growled as my phone beeped again. It was a message from Rylan again. I wonder what his problem was.