روايات وقصص ضمن Funny Text Messages

How pathetic is that? I shake my head and groan. Maybe I should text her? I mean, it is our one-week anniversary, I could use it as an excuse to tease her a little. I unlock my phone and type out a text. ‘Happy one-week anniversary, Wifey.’ I hit send and chuckle. I can just imagine her face when she reads the message. I take a seat on the sofa and gaze out at the view when my phone vibrates. I open the message and see she sent me three emoji’s, a coffin, a skull, and a middle finger. I laugh out loud and shake my head. She’s so adorable. I press the call button, and she answers after a ring.

I can be an obsessed, dominant guy ready to fight for my property, my territory. Moments later, I received a message from Celestine as her reply. ‘Fvck you, as.shole!’ I laughed at her message after reading it. I sent another message. ‘We fvck already. Missing it?’ Moments later, I get an immediate reply that almost rolled me onto the bed. I laughed again because of her reply that said, ‘You must be dreaming, as.shole!’

28pm: I’m at a party, why on earth am I texting you? Oh. Me, 10.28pm: Because I’m more fun…? I cross my fingers and hope he notices the really heavy sarcasm. He does. Jude, 10.29pm: Yeah right. I gotta go. Me, 10.29pm: You haven’t even heard the good news yet. Jude, 10.30pm: Oh? Me, 10.30pm: No shady appointments for me. Jude, 10.31pm: Oh, did she already get busted?

My phone vibrates in my pocket and I take it out, glancing at the text. 'Hello my sweet little etty weety ' I read the message that was from my very annoying best friend. 'Fuck off!' I greeted him in my usual way of greeting. 'I feel the love radiating through the phone' He immediately texts me back. I roll my eyes at that. He loved to annoy me, more than anything. I decide to ignore his texts, and put my phone on flight mode.

Their chatting was stopped because all of us suddenly received a text message from an unknown number. "If I die, please be happy. I don't want to see anyone cry or be sad. And I want everyone to smile at my funeral or at my grave. I don't want anyone to cry, I want to see all of you smiling in front of my coffin." What Casey read in the text was that they had received all of them. Were staring at each other because what they received was the same message as what Casey read. They all had astonishment on their faces because they didn’t know who was texting this message. While Jasper and Nicole looked at each other because they knew who that text was from.

Leaving me here with Cynthia alone" the text read. *lol, is she biting you, or what?* I replied. *No, but I don't know what to say to her* *Lol, u re a guy I am sure you will figure it out* I ended the text. “Ayo won't kill me," I said laughing out loud in the car, then another text came in. What can he want now? I checked but it wasn't from Ayo this time around. It was from Funke. *hello love* It read.

After ignoring my phone all day, despite its buzzing and chiming, I finally packed up the books and laid on my bed, going through my messages. -SMS Venus: I know that you are going through a hard time, but how about pizza and a funny movie? Let us be there for you. I’m your best friend. I want to help. -SMS Azara: Those shitty people are so disgusting. Raina, do not pay them any mind. They don't know what they are talking about. All that trash, ugh! Keep your chin up, pretty girl. Call us ― please, please, please. SMS Peaches: Raina, how are you? How did you find the tea? And I'm sorry about the rumors. I know they aren't true.

Still, I could almost hear her voice in my head—teasing, warm, alive. Before I knew it, I was typing out a quick text: "How’s work, troublemaker? Don’t forget dinner tonight.” I hesitated for a second, then added a winking emoji. Ridiculous. But I sent it anyway. Because for once in my life, being ridiculous didn’t seem so bad.

But with all the sadness, it became impossible to sleep. Turning on my phone, I opened my Facebook account. instantly there was a text from Remo. ...... "How are you Beautiful?" For once, she wanted to forget she was ugly. so she replied. "I'm beautiful! remember. But How about you?" Remo threw the water he was drinking. Replying instantly. "Wow, Smartass. I'm extreme for you." "For me?" "Yeah for you." "You are funny." "You are the first one to say that to me." "Oh, I know that this must be the same line you have texted the girl you must be talking to before me."

A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.