Funny Things To Say Novels & Stories

I mean look at me. " You totally got us there for a sec " Shawn said and chuckled " I'm serious guys " I said getting pissed " Dude stop the joke, doesn't sound funny coming from you. You are a ladies bro, you are a legend dude " kelvin said. " I look up to you ! " Curt said and drank from his can of beer. " Why aren't you laughing ? " Curt asked Cole. " Because I actually don't see what's funny " he answered honestly. I don't see what's funny about what I said too, I mean I love someone.

“Now go home, practice your innocent smile in the mirror, and don’t die before Saturday. Oh, and take a breath. You sound like you’re about to combust.” I laughed, picturing myself in front of the mirror practicing smiles like a lunatic. “Okay. I’ll call you after I plan my ‘kindness’ strategy.”

“Think bigger.” Everyone laughs.

Hearing Jonah say those words so bluntly, albeit in a casual tone, made my chest rumble with suffocating guilt again. Jonah quickly touched my chin, lifting my face back up. "Hey, hey. I was just kidding, okay? I guess it wasn't funny to you at all, huh?" Jonah smiled reassuringly, stroking the top of my head. "How could you even think of making a joke at a time like this, jeez?" "Well," Jonah shrugged lightly. "There's a wise saying that says the best way to deal with tragedy is to turn it into a comedy. So, I'm trying it. Is it a complete failure?"

"Yes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, smile Sin." "Yes." It's really annoying, but whatever it is will be a fun story when you get old. Friends are only those who currently fill my days with laughter and little joy.

He smiled while dreaming and looking so ambitious. My eyes widened as I shiver because of what he have said. "ARE YOU INSANE!?" He cracked out in laughing. How am I supposed to give birth that many!? "I-I was just kidding! Pfft! Oh, Love. How I love that expression of yours. HAHAHAHA!" I blushed. That's not funny at all!

She says with a smile. Cassandra immediately remembers these words, since she's the one who said it first to this loser. "Come on now, you should not get mad over some small prank, right? Or else people will look at you like some lunatic fuming over a small joke. We all should have fun and chill." Cassandra says after she pours vinegar on Jaiyana's food and tosses it into her uniform.

Celo was talking while doing that fake but looking natural smile. Eli began explaining her thoughts, “Let's pretend that we are talking some funny things and then we will laugh and hit each other like we're so very happy and couldn't help but express our happiness. This should look natural too.” “Will it be funny if I say that Dizen smell like a rotten guava when he doesn't take a bath?” After that nerve-racking joke, they fake a laughter. Dizen noticed them and gave some comments on what strange things they're doing until now. “Oh, hey you guys look good together. You're having so much fun.”

I had to go crazy and hump a random guy before it stopped. Her: oh geez! I need to award myself with gold, aren't I amazing? (Teary laughing emoji) Me: (bored) get a life and get married. Her: when there are so many cocks to try? Never! (Extreme laughing) But don't worry, your package may or may not contain anything sexual and shocking. Just remember to take a pic of your expression and send it to me, I have to see. Me: if it's a stupid thing, don't ever come back to Washington or you're screwed!

"One more thing, don't take life too seriously. Sometimes, we need a bit of joy, even in significant problems." "Yeah, maybe even with a lot on our minds, we still need laughter to lighten the load. Find joy in the little things. It helps." "Hmm, okay. What little thing makes you happy?" I asked, curious. He thought for a moment before answering, "The feeling that someone loves you, even if it's just friends. Knowing they're there, ready to support and make you smile." I smiled, "Yes, that's right now, isn't it?" "Boom! Friendzoned right away? You're quick to decide!" he laughed.