Funny #twilight Novels & Stories

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“Padilla quoted me something like if I could dream at all. It wouldn’t be about you. I was stupid, and my mind went blank, but I tried to impress her. I said, Lao Tzu? She laughed at me like she really laughed at me, tears filling the corner of her eyes. That’s why I liked pissing her off.” I joined Kye in laughing. “Who said it?” “Edward fucking Cullen.” “Who’s that?” “A guy from Twilight.” “Twilight Zone?” Kye asked. “No. The Twilight Saga. I watched the entire series in one night. It was dumb and cringy but entertaining somehow. I mean, she died, came back to life so beautiful, and became a vampire.” “Okay.” I raised my hand. “We got it. So, you did that to Padilla?”

Ryan replied with a laugh. “You’re unbelievable. That was only a metaphor. You're such a dummy. I wonder how you made it through college,” Claire replied. Ryan failed to respond as he was drinking a beer from the fridge and wasn't going to stop to respond to such. “Haven’t you had enough yet? Your night ends with falling from the top of the mansion. If you try to, don't you dare think I would try and stop you from falling,” Claire said “Haha, that's a very good joke. You're not the first to say that. So many times, I have come here and gotten drunk alone, and not once have I fallen. Isn't that awesome?” Ryan asked, drinking again.

I'm boxed into a corner, and the elevator is nowhere to be found. "Yeah, you've seen Twilight, right?" Oh god, now I sound even crazier. Mark looks like he is biting back a laugh but manages to shake his head instead. And my dumb idiot brain decides to explain. I wet my lips. "Well, the werewolves in Twilight look at each other and decide 'mate,' and that's it." Mark's lips twitch again, but he doesn't laugh. I can see that he wants to, though. His blue eyes are very amused, and his lips have formed this panty-dropping smile that is making me weaker by the second.

She asked, equally amused. "As I'd ever be" he replied He was actually serious. Who hasn't heard of twilight? Where was this dude From? She laughed out loud "Making fun of me?" He asked "I'm not. I'm sorry. But everybody has heard, read or watched twilight" "Well, I haven't. Never heard of it or watched it or read it either" he said back "You should. It's the best selling novel or movie of all time" she said He shrugged. "I bet I'd be unimpressed' he said

I giggled and started to shrink in my seat to hide. "Sis, you're embarrassing sometimes," I purred at her. "One day, someone is going to jump into this car and insist on coming home with us because of you playing this.... Twilight fans are weird... and with our luck, it'd be a blood sucking leech." "That would be very fun~ We could slowly kill the leech!" She stuck her tongue out at someone flipping us off. I giggled and shook my head. "You're the best sister I could ask for," I muttered. "You should turn it up a bit more. I don't think the people inside the buildings can hear it yet." She stopped on the brakes.

I Pat to the space beside me on the sofa. Lexi walks up to me with a ridiculous smile and sits along with me. " so so what movie or show are we watching today?" I pass her the remote. "Definitely the twilight," I groan while she searches for it on N*****x. " it is always werewolves and vampires. And I hate the way they give more priority to the vampires. Won't there?" I take a sip from my cup. The hot chocolate is so smooth that it melts in my mouth. I could feel it on every taste bud on my tongue.

They at least had that right in Twilight. A little later, my auntie came over. Her dance partners were stolen from her by two young vampies. They were gorgeous, so I wasn't mad at it. Auntie took the seat right next to mine, all smiles. I looked over at her. "What's got you so happy?" She sighed out, happily, falling over onto my shoulder. I laughed at her shenanigans. She wrapped her arms around my one.

Bella fumed. Twilight couldn’t help but laugh, though she tried to stifle it. “Well, what did you expect? He doesn’t seem like the type to fall for games like that.” "What's so funny!" Bella snapped at her with a scowl and Twilight's smile dropped. Determination flashed in Bella's eyes. "I’m not done with him yet.” Dexter, overhearing their conversation, glanced at Mason, who was still busy with his notes. He could tell Mason was trying hard to distract himself and wasn't fully focused on whatever he was doing.

Werewolves did not look like that when they shifted. Sage grinned. "Twilight." "What?" I was confused. "It's how humans think werewolves are," Sage said, still smiling. "Isn't it great? They have a very good imagination!" "Uh huh," I replied. "What's next, vampires?" "Yup," Sage agreed. "There's vampires in this movie. And guess what. They sparkle in the sun." That was the biggest load of shit I'd ever heard in my life. "Say what now?" I shook my head. "You know what? Forget. It. Let's just go have dinner."