Novel & Cerita Funny Twilight Movie Quotes

The voice sounded like something out of a horror movie, it sent shivers down everyone’s spine. After saying that the tornado just vanished, the wind stopped blowing so hard, and the lightning stopped. They looked at each other, then back to where the tornado was, “I said it! This is witchcraft and am sorry alpha, but I can’t fight witches. Those things don’t fight fair, Luna, I love you, but I don’t think I can fight witches.” He said pacing, Luka looked at his friend irritated. “John Paul!” JP stopped pacing and looked at his alpha.

“I know уоu’rе nоt hungrу, Iz, but уоu have tо eat. I’m thіnkіng wе can hаvе a Twilight marathon. Nothing lіkе реrvіng over ѕеxу vаmрѕ and wеrеwоlvеѕ to mаkе уоu fоrgеt аbоut nаѕtу mаn-whоrеѕ.” A hint of a ѕmіlе played оn mу lірѕ. Hе knеw mу Twіlіght weakness. I wеlсоmеd any distraction at thе mоmеnt. “Yeah, okay,” I said ѕіghіng, аnуthіng to mаkе hіm hарру. “Rіght, I’ll gо оrdеr the ріzzа.” He smiled, аnd I fоrсеd a fаkе one bасk. It slipped thе moment he lеft the rо оm.

He looked up and found what might have been the devil's offspring (for that monstrous kick) glaring at him. “What?” He asked. “I told you that I'm not sleeping in the same bed as you.” “Relax, it was an accident. I just sleepwalked is all. The couch wasn't that comfortable, you know.” “Fine. Let's pretend that I believe you so we can move on with our lives.” Later that evening, Takumi came back a little later than usual and found Twilight cooking. “I feel like I found myself a wife.” “What a great sense of humour you have.” She sarcastically remarked.

he said and he winked at me. After Dracula, we watched Twilight where Jane threw another enormous amount of jokes around, mostly about sparkly stuff, mind reading and predicting the future and after we put on Underworld. “I'm going to be like Selene with my ex-boyfriend when I see him. Oh, and actually also your ex-boyfriend Tris,“ Jane said, nudging me in the shoulder. I turned to her with wide eyes. “We're sharing the same ex-boyfriend,“ I said with a shocked expression. “Enough about ex-boyfriends,“ Damon snapped. Jane rolled her eyes at me and focused on the tv again.

I asked her. She grinned widely. “You read my mind! You are soooo Jacoby today..” she said. I died laughing. One of our favorite things to do was reference movies and tv shows. The boys never knew what we were talking about. But Bridge and I both loved the supernatural. And Twilight just happened to be one of our favorite movies. Not to mention we could speak in code around the guys and they had no idea what we were saying. “I know right?” I said. “And I’m not even in my wolf form…”.

Of course, my anger would be directed towards him. She hummed, “And here I was thinking we’ve having some twilight shit here.” She sounded disappointed. “Huh?” “You know, Twilight, the movie?” She turned her head around to meet my gaze. “Cassain Gregory as Edward Cullen, just more good looking and less constipated, you, Camilla Castello as Bella Swan and Adrian Moretti as Jacob whatever his last name is. You’re so Vampire girl now.”

"Then I suggest you keep your mouth shut, you fucker. You touch any one of them and I'll blaze you straight to whatever you consider hell." Tove leaned forward. "It's a movie quote, Hols. He was being funny." She shook her hands, let the bright light dissolve. "Right. I knew that." "You live on Earth, and you didn't know that was a movie quote? Did you grow up under a rock?" the twin with light brown eyes said. Cheeks turned to him. "No. I grew up in a nudist cult. Where did you grow up that you know the movie quote?" She jutted her chin up.

Caroline and Jade follow us, their presence like an added layer of protection, but it’s still overwhelming. I glance up at Caleb, attempting a weak smile. “You know,” I say, trying to inject some humor into the moment, “I feel like Bella from Twilight when Edward brought her to school.” Caleb looks down at me, and for a second, he’s quiet. Then, he bursts out laughing, the sound bright and contagious. “Really? Of all the comparisons, you pick that one?” he teases, his grin wide. “What? It fits,” I say, unable to help the small laugh that escapes me. “I mean, everyone’s staring like I’ve grown a second head.”

Theron's POV The day of the event was finally here. This is the day I officially put Twilight on the map. Another success to celebrate. Many of my past lovers have been calling nonstop to accompany me to the event but I turned them all down. I don't want any drama tonight so I decided to just go alone.

" A slight twitch appeared on Twilight's lips. Larissa's crisp voice echoed in their ears. Twilight wished they could ignore it, but it was impossible. With one hand on her hips, Larissa took a high-powered megaphone from Joshua and yelled into it, "You should give up. "You're no match for Mister in both looks and strength. Just look at your shabby appearance. Are you afraid to show your true self, or are you just worried that people will see your face?" Larissa continued her relentless taunting. It not only caught Twilight off guard but also caused Ambrose's lips to tremble slightly. Larissa persisted. "I can see it. You're thinking about giving up. Don't be shy, I understand your pride.