Funny #twilight Novels & Stories

Her heels clicked sharply against the floor as she crossed to me. “You need to calm down!” she snapped. I turned slowly, a smirk tugging at the corner of my lips. “Calm down? Didn’t you see what happened?” I threw my hands out, knocking over the small stool by the window. “Our plan failed, Willow. Failed! And there they were—downstairs, sitting there like a happy little family! Smiling, laughing, enjoying themselves as if we didn’t exist!” Willow’s eyes narrowed, her patience thinning, but she kept her voice level. “That’s one attempt, Ella. One. There are many more opportunities.”

Ana said as she introduced the twins. “Hi po!” Xenna happily greeted, making me smile. “Hello po,” Xenno said seriously, looking exactly like his father, even in his demeanor. “Hi, babies!” James and I greeted together. “Please have a seat,” Ana said, then introduced her friend Tanya Snow. “By the way, meet my friend Tanya—25, single, and available!” she joked, making both James and me laugh. “Oh, shut up, Ana!” Tanya rolled her eyes, though it was clear from her smile that she was a bit embarrassed.

I wanted to turn immediately and disappear into the house, but I was too late because the next second, a snowball hit me right in the face. They all burst out laughing. I heard the sound of the camera click which indicated that I was just snapped. " I'm going to turn this into a portrait." Iris laughed. Trying to hide the smile that formed on my face, I bent down and scooped a handful of snow. I threw it straight at Cisco but he dodged it. "ha!..you missed it ?" He mocked. "Let's see if I'll miss this one."I scooped another one and threw it.

But Elena was still happy she came. Days after days, months after months Elena kept trying Sarah's number to know what the result of the competition was, but it won't go through. Elena stopped trying and just gave up on it. April 6th, Elena's birthday she's finally 18 and now has access to her accounts. she woke up relieved and excited finally she could live a little bit comfortably and maybe stop working in the restaurant. she wished her mom could see her, how much she's grown, "I'm 18 now mum your baby is grown" she said with a smile.

As grown men and women, they had to get married and have kids so what happened? Taiwo caught the sight of his sister as she smiled while eating. Taiwo: Why are you smiling? What's making you happy? She kept smiling. Then he looked around to see if anyone or anything was around that made her smile and he saw two rats copulating gently. Taiwo: Wow!! That's it. A sexual sight of two rats is making you smile, right? She kept smiling, then she replied. Keyinde: What's the bond between them that makes them do that?

She sat on the third couch, on William's right-hand side and I folded my arms underneath my chest. "You said you were tired, that's why", William easily lied and I just kept looking at the television with a frown. Wait a minute, how did she find the way to the cinema? Even I did not know it was here until a few weeks ago. There is only one reply I can think of... Hilary is a-- witch. I looked at her quickly and my eyes went sharp at her and all of a sudden, she erupted into laughter. See what I am saying. Her laughing sounds so sharp, so evil. I looked at William quickly and he just had a smile on his face.

I screamed. Jessie turned to me, confused. “Wait… is that your boyfriend?” “Yes!” I yelled. “With my fucking best friend!” Jessie squinted at the screen. “Oh my god… she’s practically sucking his face off.” I was shaking, heart pounding. Jessie, way too calm, said, “You just have to drink it out.” “Drink it out?” I snapped. “You mean, like, get drunk and kiss some random guy?” Jessie grinned, mischief in her eyes. “Depends how hot he is.”

If I didn’t walk, his arm would have pushed me again. “What test? Whether or not you could growl me to my death?” “You’re a funny, funny girl.” He gave a peck on my cheek. Those soft, warm, wet lips… and I nearly swooned. “So you saw Twilight? Secretly? I thought you hated it.” “What can I say? I needed to find out why female wolves were crazy about a vampire.” “You found out why?” “Yep. They liked when he sparkled in the sun.” “You’re kidding.”

Him being too close to her ruffled her composure and she became self-conscious, when he was comfortable enough, he pressed the play button and the movie Twilight saga started playing. "So you really do watch werewolf and vampire movies? Isn't that ironic? Don't you feel hmmm...off watching our kind being exaggerated? I wonder what or who inspired humans to produce these kinds of movies. Its not possible that they did not see us when we shift right?" Shirley gasped in surprise.

She was the insufferable daughter of Twilight Pack’s Beta. “Who the fuck are you?” I growled, pretending to not know her. She liked to be the centre of attention, so let’s take her down a notch. She blinked and gaped for a moment before quickly collecting herself. Throwing her long black hair behind her shoulder, she said, “It’s me, Demi. I’m the daughter of the Twilight Beta.” “I don’t care who you are,” I told her. “Nobody is allowed to talk badly about my date. Apologise right now.”