Funny Twilight Sayings Novels & Stories

She brought the phone close to her eyes, “people are going mad in comments.” She then sat back down on the couch and started reading the comments out loud, “Twilight you have lost your mind. How dare you force yourself on Alpha Edgar?” “Crazy stalker. I always knew she was a slut.” “She has gone absolutely mad. How can she kiss someone like the Alpha King like that?” “I am going to kill you, Twilight. You stole my man. He was supposed to be mine.” “God… the poor man looks so shocked. Twilight attacked him like a wild fucking animal. So disgusting.”

He looked up and found what might have been the devil's offspring (for that monstrous kick) glaring at him. “What?” He asked. “I told you that I'm not sleeping in the same bed as you.” “Relax, it was an accident. I just sleepwalked is all. The couch wasn't that comfortable, you know.” “Fine. Let's pretend that I believe you so we can move on with our lives.” Later that evening, Takumi came back a little later than usual and found Twilight cooking. “I feel like I found myself a wife.” “What a great sense of humour you have.” She sarcastically remarked.

Theron's POV The day of the event was finally here. This is the day I officially put Twilight on the map. Another success to celebrate. Many of my past lovers have been calling nonstop to accompany me to the event but I turned them all down. I don't want any drama tonight so I decided to just go alone.

“Diana, what on earth are you thinking? And trust me, I'm not poor. I have all the money and time in the world. I am a vampire, but I am never a poor thing.” She rolled her eyes. Poor thing! So innocent and stupid! “I'll pretend that I never heard you, okay? But my friends used to call me the human vampire of Twilight! " “I see now, you are talking about that silly movie about a vampire who shimmered in the sun? What was it again? A twilight?” She nodded her head, smiling. Finally,their conversation was going somewhere, she thought. “Those pathetic fools?” Her eyes widened, and she raised her eyebrow as if daring him to tell her how boring those movies were.

Smack! The sharp sound of a slap cut her off. She clutched her cheek, staring at me in utter disbelief. This was the first time I had ever raised a hand to her, but it would not be the last. “I let you go once. You should’ve stayed far away instead of crawling back to make a fool of yourself!” Rosie’s eyes darkened as she glared at me. Then, like a madwoman, she lunged forward, screaming, “You came back too, didn’t you?! I knew it. You were reborn just like me!

But they just sighed with no energy to even say anything. “Rude but not so... Rude” Priya mumbled. “Badboy but not so... Badboy” Akhila mumbled. “Player but not so... Player” Ritika mumbled. “Jerk but not so... Jerk” Kritika mumbled. "Why do we all have such an amazing selection in the boys?" Asked both the twins at a time looking at their elder sisters. "We will definitely note the sarcasm." added the middle sister for them.

“Okay, yes, minor side effects, but you have to break a few circuits to make progress.” Matt stared at him. “That’s not a saying.” “It is now,” Rain shot back proudly. Jesse shook his head, muttering, “We’re all gonna die.” “Not if the vampires train the twins,” Rain said, sticking out his tongue. “See? Full circle. Mastermind.” I leaned over and flicked him on the forehead. “Reel it in, Dracula Jr. You got one win today. One.” Rain rubbed his head. “You’re just mad you didn’t think of it first.”

I said, giving a quick glance back at the end of the long corridor. "You're so polite," Dawn laughed, giving me a small nudge, "and a goody-two-shoes." "Whatever," I laughed back, "it's better than being a blonde." "Are you calling me a stereotypical dumb blonde," Dawn's pitch lifted in mock astonishment. "Yeah, a little," I jeered. "Well you know what they say about gingers, right?" she continued coolly. "What do they say?" I asked, faking puzzlement. "Gingers have no soul," she burst out, doubling over and laughing obnoxiously. I giggled at her and patted her back.

"What is the veritable monster to you? Werewolves are kinda creepy in these movies, but the ones in Twilight? I'd take one of those as a pet any day!" Su rolled from laughing at my joke. Patting the floor as she got her bearings back, she responded. "A pet!? That's funny. You forget they're still people!" I pointed a twizzler at her, and mentioned, "Yeah, but if I get a handsome male wolf imprinted on me, he's gonna have to be my pet for a bit. Just cause!" Opal and Su roared with laughter. Tears fell from Su's eyes as she tried to stop choking on the saliva she inhaled.

Ally replied raising her eyebrows. I chuckled amused at their relationship. Kathy sighed, “This is because of that Twilight thing you watched right?" Kathy asked. Ally rolled her eyes, "there are supernatural creatures living here in Torent, Mom. I've seen them, Kaya's seen them, and I'm going to prove it, " she replied throwing her napkin on the table, leaning back, as she folded her arms in the most stubborn manner known to man. I really did not know how on earth I got flushed into this argument.