Funny #twilight Novels & Stories

he said and he winked at me. After Dracula, we watched Twilight where Jane threw another enormous amount of jokes around, mostly about sparkly stuff, mind reading and predicting the future and after we put on Underworld. “I'm going to be like Selene with my ex-boyfriend when I see him. Oh, and actually also your ex-boyfriend Tris,“ Jane said, nudging me in the shoulder. I turned to her with wide eyes. “We're sharing the same ex-boyfriend,“ I said with a shocked expression. “Enough about ex-boyfriends,“ Damon snapped. Jane rolled her eyes at me and focused on the tv again.

And I decided to change, to stop the drug lifestyle I had started and to take my life back. I opened a bookstore, which is doing quite well, I even have an assistant. It was much later that I learned who this mysterious man was. Calvin Lloyd, the alpha of the Twilight Pack. He had given me a mischievous look before holding out his hand, eyes as blue as the sky, he must have been twenty-eight years old. It was his hand that he had caressed his sex, I think I blushed when I recognized it. I didn't grab his hand and for three years now we've been fighting a cold war, me to hide the attraction I have for him, and him because he's a big jerk and nothing else. I wonder if he knows it was me that d

Too much fun! We all cuddled on the sofas; the room was enormous to accommodate many people. Each of us cuddled with our mates or significant others. The girls and I decide for a laugh to play the movie Twilight. They cursed at the Vampires and were upset that Jacob (The wolf) did not get to be Bella's mate. I think I saw them crying, hey who am I to say? I laugh to myself. When the movie is over, I joke around 'Part two tomorrow nights. Here same time, same place." The girls giggle and the guy's boo. Nicolas and I head up to our room. I only say that because it almost seems like he has moved in.

I said with a calm tone then Bronyium (ghost) and I turned around and began to walk back to the entrance of her home. Twilight looked at me and Bronyium (ghost) walking away “WAIT!” Twilight shouted Bronyium (ghost) and I stopped “sigh what is it now Twilily” I said as I began to tear up. Twilily got off her chair and walked towards me and Bronyium (ghost) I looked at her as my eyes filled with tears Twilight hugged me “I’m sorry Arnee, I feel so bad that the Mane 5 were jealous to you “it’s okay Twilily it’s something that’s way beyond my control” I said, Twilily and I broke the hug “it’s been 25 years since you came into my home back in 2015 Arnee” said Twilight “I know… it’s long overdue

Yvonne asked me to focus on a beam of light on the ceiling. I concentrated on the light. After a few minutes, she asked gently, “Who are you?” “Aurora Twilight.” “Do you know Harry Chalamet?” “Yes, I do.” “No, you don’t.” “I do. I know him. No… I don’t know him.” “You don’t know him.” “I… don’t know him.”

"Don't. I need something to distract me from the mess I made, so fess up." "He went down on me last night." "Oh, my days!" "Not so loud." "Not so loud. What he kept saying while his face was between your legs." "MAYA!" "You were gone for long, Tony and I made out and you hooked up with Logan." "It's not..." "Nick was right there too." "I know!" "Hello, girls." "Ah!" Maya and I jump at the twins. "Hey guys." "So you two ditched Twilight and had an amazing night."

“They don’t always bite. Sometimes they touch. Sometimes they make you beg.” “They get stronger the more you want them. If they feed too much, it can change you.” Her throat went dry. She scrolled down to the comments. It was a storm of sarcasm and mockery: “Is this Twilight fanfic?” “Girl, get off Tumblr.” “Anything for likes these days, smh.” “Vampires feed on sexual desire? Tell him to come suck me dry 😏 lol” “Another delusional weirdo.” “You really need therapy, not a blog.”

he raises a brow, “You literally made me watch the Twilight series with you like fifty times!” Giggling, I think back to those days where he would groan as soon as he saw me turning the Blu-ray player on, “Fifty times is a little bit of an exaggeration, don’t you think?” “Whatever, Ella-Bella!” He winks and then laughs at the nickname he used to call me every time we watched the movies. “Well, for your information, I think I have a new favorite series,” I pretend to examine my nails, “Fifty Shades is right up there with Twilight.”

Twilight looked into the camera and said, "Everyone, I'm here to let you know that tomorrow's stock market will go down in history. Have fun!" Then, she raised her wine glass at the camera before the broadcast ended. Scarlett asked in confusion, "What … is Twilight trying to do?" Larissa frowned. She had a vague idea of Twilight's plans. Ambrose's expression was grim. He said, "Twilight has gone mad." Twilight first took advantage of the clones to control numerous wealthy people. But no one could tell if those individuals were still human. Nobody would know if they got cloned. Then, Twilight attacked the stock market.

Voicemail. Again. I stomp my foot. “Unbelievable. I swear I’ll throw my phone at him when he arrives.” A group of girls passes, giggling like a pack of hyenas. I almost roll my eyes…until I hear: “Omg, Jacob in Twilight is so hot.” “So hot? Girl, he is fire. I would give my left leg to date a werewolf like him.” “Same! He’s hot and dangerous. I love it.” I look up, fighting the urge to laugh. Girls are so dramatic.