Funny Vampire Lines Novels & Stories

I wanted to see that place. It was just two hours into day break, everyone had gone to sleep. I hurried into the kitchen and drank a whole bottle of a special liquid Edmund and Hillary introduced to us. It was called vamscren and it allowed vampires to walk in the sun for a while without being affected by it. Somehow, vamscren made me feel a bit better about becoming a vampire as I didn’t have to always be limited by the sun. The vamscren was made from dragon tears and Edmund and Hillary, along with Dana, arranged with the manufacturers to always supply it to the castle, so we never ran out. After drinking, I got my cloak and flew out of the castle, to see my former town.

He felt alone and helpless. Thin streams of blood flowing from the vampire's wounds stained the Nulliard's face. One of them flowed like a bloody snake into the nostril, the other into the limply parted mouth, the rest flowed randomly over the velvet dark steel skin, speckled with scratches, dripping onto the ground and staining the grass crimson. The world around them ceased to exist for them

And finally how to break the fast. "You have to drink your mate's blood." "What? Why? How does it concern your mate's?." I asked my self as I kept on reading. "If you drink too much due to it's sweet taste, he or she will die. If you are able to control yourself, both of you will survive. "Men vampires are weird, disgusting blood sucking things." I said as I closed the book and climbed to return it.

THE NEXT DAY ok everyone get up,hey you girl get up I got up what will I do this is my life now Hey everyone,time for your breakfast I walk like everyone,eat like them until bully came Hey bitch what you eating Look like a mad man just call a mad girl bitch Hey watch your mouth Hahaha we are all crazy right what to shut for ,crazy people don't shut up we talk Before I know it I was hit on my face I saw blood Now I think you will have to shut up Before he knew it I jump on him and but his ears off The nurse and security came running in, everyone was scared Ha ha she bite my ear off Hahaha not who is a bitch,I just took your ear off and you know what I feel good hahahaha,I was push down and wa

The dark magic stung his hand and sizzled up his arm, burning his veins as it slithered into his body. Lincoln grinned, even as he lifted him off his feet. “Say it again. Call Layla a bitch one more time.” His fingers tightened and the grin fell off Lincoln’s face. “Your Majesty!” Hugo shouted. The vampires that had been waiting appeared behind him in a flash. Something sharp sliced into his side, but he side-stepped and turned before it went deeper. Without missing a beat, he slashed his free hand across the vampire's throat and pulled the silver blade from his side. The second vampire's body fell at his feet.

he shouted, sending another vampire flying with a blast of electricity. The vampires, though fierce, were quickly overwhelmed. The air was filled with the sounds of battle, punctuated by the occasional quip from Lycidas or the triumphant shouts of Claud and his team. “Is that all you’ve got?” Lycidas taunted, dodging a vampire’s clumsy swipe and countering with a blast of fire. “I’ve seen kittens fight better than you!” Zakaria laughed as she sped past another vampire, her movements a blur. “Maybe they need a nap. They’re not looking too lively.”

The contestants were all in the arena, in a single line at the archery arena that had been set up, when a small commotion began, one that was quickly spiraling out of control. “You stinking werewolf, what part of move don’t you understand,” yelled a tall vampire with silver hair and two startling red eyes, as even the air around him made it obvious that he was a high-ranking knight.

There was only two kind of people who knew about our existence, the vampires and witches, but we never got across to one another, we all just stayed within our boundaries , we don't meet them, they don't meet us. I got into my black Toyota corolla sport car, I needed to go simple, the last thing I needed was some nosey human sticking in my business and asking stupid ass questions. I sped down the highway, sped was an over statement, the car kept stopping along the road, I was only minutes away from the office, the car backfired again. This was the little consequence I had to suffer for my actions and dad was basically punishing me for refusing to join the family business, and most importantl

Damn, I thought. She was obviously in a bad mood. The young vampire cringed and transported away. A split-second later, Monica disappeared after him. None of us moved. We'd seen the young ones do this often enough. A split-second later she returned, holding him suspended in the air by his throat. She had gone "hissy face," her teeth longer than normal and her face etched in a monstrous scowl. She brought the vampire down to her mouth and ripped out his throat. Seconds later, young vampire Charles was nothing but ash.

I can hear my grandmother in her mind-link saying, "Good thinking.” Each of us stands behind one vampire, takes out a knife, and slits their heads off. There are about five vampires in this section of the tunnel. Only two vampires remain, and they are trying to stab the air with their sabers. The children are still on one vampire's feet, and he is trying to kick them off. After cutting off both of his feet to help the pups, I caught him before he fell on the children. Then I cut off his head and tossed him to one side. The children think they took down all five vampires; it was so cute.