Funny Vampire Lines Novels & Stories

“Wha' wrog?” “They found another body,” She said, “Under the bridge. Same place as the last one. They said the body had all its blood drained out.” “Just like the last ones.” I shivered. She turned to me, eyebrows raised. “Apparently there are no obvious wounds. Do you still think they’re animal attacks?” “Of course.” I rolled my eyes. “What else would they be? Vampires?” “You think I’m crazy, but that’s the only explanation that makes sense.”

I said so they laughed, of course except for Fin. "Team Wolf Vampire are you ready?" We looked around to one side where the wolves were stationed. "Owooooo!" at the same time all of the student's there barked. "Team Witch Vampire? Are you ready ?!" We look next to the Wolf Vampires. "Yieeeehahhhh!" "Team Vampires are you ready ?!" "Bloodisup!" "Team Monster Vampire? Are you ready ?!" "Boooodahhhhh!" "And team Vaughn's are you all ready ?!"

Alessia will not casually spill Federico's secret of being an immortal vampire to anyone—let alone the dumb mortal girl who dares to force herself into Federico's home. But Federico does not nod or even look grateful at Alessia. In fact, his brow is beginning to droop low—almost as if he is displeased. "Hailey is my possession. You are not break what is mine," Federico replies. Alessia laughs without any joy. "You can find another servant to replace her. She isn't worth keeping when she's already so defective." Then Federico does the unimaginable. He walks up to Hailey and grabs her by the wrist. The poor, idiot girl startles, but Federico has supernatural strength—one of the perks of being

“It's way more than that. We have: Moonfeast: Once a month, the village gathers beneath the Bloodwell. Goblets overflow with mortal blood, and the air fills with haunting music played on bone flutes and silver strings and the blood is shared one by one. The Claiming: A ritual where vampires mark chosen humans as theirs, lovers, thralls, or prey. Possession is both power and devotion. The most terrifying of them all. The Eternal Silence: A law forbidding loud laughter, music, or mortal-like festivity. Joy, if it exists here, is quiet, dangerous, and always tinged with hunger. Where are we, in prison?” “Okayyyy… That's wayyyy worse than I imagined. I won't even survive one week here. How do yo

His eyes turned completely red as he savored his own blood. The red veins began to disperse and Lincoln darted his eyes around. He couldn't believe his blood would help him but the problem was.... He couldn't continue to feed on himself whenever the veins pop out, he might die... It might lead to his death! He swallowed hard in worry, he let out a deep breath to catch his breath. His heart racing faster, vampires heart beats faster than humans.. . . . . .West sighed as she slowly climbed into her bed, she damped them quit around her as she lay on her side, using her elbow to support her head.

💕(Vampire Romance)💕 🌹🌹 Episode one🌹🌹 .. .. ‘1856’ .. .. “They’re here again, Alexa go on hide” Mr Rutherford said to his daughter as swords clashed against sword’s,fangs pierced skins,tears rolled out of innocent eyes as the vampires took charge of the area. There was nothing left than to surrender but Alexa was stubborn and feisty, always trying to make her way in the world.

She querried looking uneasy Yes i snapped at her Ok,i don't want us to be enemies so stay away from the king,he's my crush and he'll notice me soon if i become a vampire That's cool i smiled at her Yes dear,i can't wait to be queen * Devin's pov I can't stop thinking about that human,my power's are failling me and am weak.am restless days pass and i remain that way till the elder's of the counsil organised a party so that the male vampires can choose their own human slaves

She was sure that he heard a burst of stifled laughter from those vampires. “Kill them.” “My pleasure,” Lynette muttered as she glared at Darius, pulling out a steak from her boots. Aiden eyed her. “I always come prepared.” She smirked. Aiden hurried toward the five vampires while Lynette leaped over the bench standing face to face with Darius while tightening her grip on the steak. “Make a move. I know you want to. Hurt me!” Lynette implored and he chuckled. “Oh, I will.” He sounded more threatening as he threw a punch and she dodged it leaning on the bark of the weeping willow.

Surprisingly, the wound didn’t heal. “What the fuck did you use, cunt? Why is this cut not healing?” The vampire was furious to see the blood dripping from the slash and, being a vampire, he saw for the first time that a cut was not healing. Elsa didn’t answer, nor did she halt. Her side-eye noticed the knife shining brightly as Gabriel had said the knife feasted on blood and got powerful more. Elsa pounced like a lioness who displayed her grief with her action. Her hand went down with the knife and slashed up his chest, making him bleed further.

asked Caroline again. "Yes, I remember, but there is a tiny problem," said Jamima with a confused expression on her face. "Problem! Why, what happened? What problem are you talking about? Girl, I dare you to say that you don't remember the colour of the eyes because it's our only clue," said Caroline, annoyed. "No, it's not. You told me that vampires can only have two colours, red and blue, right?" asked Jamima. "Yes, what's up with it?"