Novel & Cerita Funny Yo Mama Jokes

She fired, “That my meagre money I made from cleaning the floor those snooty rich men and women walk on gave me that?” When I didn't say a word, she bursted out laughing. “I thought you'd be wise by now” “I’m sorry mother” I looked down, and tears started to freely seep down my face. “Oh yes, Pollen. You should be sorry. To think you tried to shame with this, baffles me” “That’s not it, I was only trying to make you stop the insensitive jokes” “Really?” She scoffed, “I am your mother, I have every right to make fun of you,Pollen. Every right!”

CLARISSA’s POV I watched Jocelyn enter her room and grabbed my mother into the kitchen, both of us bursting into fits of laughter. I laughed until tears came out of my eye and still the humour hadn’t lost its power. I tried my best and finally the laughter turned to the occasional shaky breath. A look at my mother’s face had the laughter starting again and I had to bend to relieve the pain that had started in my lower abdomen. Mom’s change in position told me she was feeling the same pain and that somehow kept the laughter going. We kept on laughing for at least five minutes before we both took control of ourselves.

The sound echoed through the room. Mother’s expression shifted from confidence to pure shock. She stared at us, drink still in hand. “What’s so funny?” she demanded. I covered my mouth, trying to rein in my laughter long enough to speak. “You’re seriously asking what’s funny, Mom?” I said, still chuckling. “Everything you just said is hilarious!” Felix jumped in right behind me, nodding vigorously. “Exactly, Mrs. Salvacion! Warning us to be scared of Mia? That’s wild. Claiming she went through all that transformation just for us? Even crazier!”

This is the most goals joke as long as I've heard. "You're kidding, right? I swear! That's funny. Wow! If you join to stand up comedy, I make sure you can be the winner." "Na," said Mommy quietly. Chiko still showing his smile. "I'm serious and this is not a joke. You can tell the difference too, right?" Shit!

Even though I've tried to be quiet, they always have a way of bothering me. I also slapped Sonya for no reason. That time, Sonya made fun of Mom, who had been in a coma for years. She used to call me a motherless child. She also said that I was born from a mummy. I was so angry when she made fun of Mom and me.

mom said. “Justa week? Two years is longer than a week.” I whispered but made sure that they can hear it. “Is she Sunny? Oh my gosh she is so pretty.” “I know. No need to mention.” “My mom is the joker of the year.” the guy answered. And I guess he almost the same age as me or older. “Really? Well, I am the joker of the decade. So, yeah.” as expected, I can see my mom already kiling me using her eyes. Hahaha.

Mom says, closing the door behind Maggie, and turning towards me with a big smile on her lips. "Well, young man." She says, walking towards me. "So, you and Maggie, huh?" "Yes ma'am." I answer, smiling back at her. "I couldn't help myself." I answer. "So now you've fucked the mother and the daughter." She says, wrinkling her brow as another thought hits her. "Just like at home!" She exclaims. "You are one busy mother fucker." She says, laughing at her own joke, as she pulls me into a tight embrace.

Still No Comments. My brain declared it's decision. I laughed hard clutching my stomach. I feel from chair still I can't stop my laughs. I rolled in floor still clutching my stomach to stop my laughs. "What happened baby? Are you okay?", My mom's worried face made me stop a little. "Dad..I'm hearing words now. I must say this is hilarious out of all my misinterpretation", I laughed still remembering the joke taking the seat. "Your dad is not joking baby", my mom said placing her hand over my shoulder in worry.

Kimbra's eyes open wide as she tries to stifle a laugh. It doesn't work and Judy looks our direction. "Your mom is watching us." "No, my mom wants to know what's so funny. She hates missing out on any joke." "Maybe I should mention Helen's especially white teeth." Kimbra shakes her head with a grin. "Never."

That reply had about thirty laughing reactions. Me: Gosh! This is so funny. I typed with lots of laughing emoji. Someone else was typing, I waited patiently for the comment to pop up. Rose: Most of you know I am a mother of three cute potatoes, during my last labour, I pooped when I was told to push. I scrunched up my face in disgust, pushing the pringles away before it starts tasting like poop in my mouth. I noticed comments stopped coming in, I began to scroll through other posts lazily. Just then I saw a post by Mystery man (Jamaal) he posted few minutes ago, no wonder. All attention were already directed to his post.