Funny Yo Mama Jokes Novels & Stories

“You were the first person I saw when I opened my eyes. Doesn’t that mean you’re my mom?” ‘Oh my god,’ Ina wheezed, ‘this is too good! I have to call my mother now, she can’t have ever seen comedy like this before!’ She was laughing so hard she could barely get the words out. ‘You’re a werewolf, not a bird – but only a bird would think that the first person it sees is its mother. Oh my god,’ she said again, sucking in a ragged breath, her eyes sparkling with mirth. ‘That’s the best joke of the year, and the dumbest Alpha of the year. An Alpha who wants to be a bird!’ She shook her head in disbelief.

Then…WHAM "What? You were in danger. You had to kill someone that was going to kill you." "Boo, that is generally how it works." "Soldier, this is not funny." "Oh, boo, I love how innocent you are. You know this is bound to happen. Now stop giving me grief and tell me how you are doing." "Absolutely fantastic. My ass is going to get as big as a bus because your mom cannot stop making those damn brownies." "You say as big as a bus?" "Don't you dare go and make a joke about it now?" "Okay, so the baby is still okay."

Mamma said with a constant smile plastered on her lips. What? Pranks?????? "Really Mamma" I literally shouted. She giggled before nodding her head. Hmm... Sounds Interesting!!! "Wowww!!!! Tell me one prank you played on papa" I asked her with surprise look on my face. "One day I was damn angry with your papa. I prepared a special juice for him. You know how did I prepared it, I took cool water and added food color to it. The food color happened to be same as the juice we had in our fridge so, your papa didn't got suspicious and took big gulp. His expression was worth watching" mamma completed saying.We both looked at each other and busted out into fits of laughter. Poor papa!!!! I can imagin

Fucking family unity. I didn't work like the stories. Jenn couldn't keep her balance and Dad and I got distracted. Jenn got off and soon after, it was me. "Mom, I'm cumming in your ass." She groaned, "Oh yes, fuck my ass, fill me, baby." Oh, I did. That tight fit and Dad's cock sent me off. I exploded in my mother's butt. Dad moaned, "Oh fuck that's hot. Cummin' baby."

I replied, a flicker of hope sparking within me. "Humor, Amelia. Sometimes, a good laugh is the best medicine – for the patient and for the people who care about them. You should try it." Her words resonated with me. Humor. Maybe that was what Mom needed – a distraction from the sterile hospital walls and the constant hum of machinery. Maybe that was what I needed too. "You're right," I said, a ghost of a smile playing on my own lips. "Mom loves bad puns. Maybe I can try bombarding her with some of them today."

“How your mother is now my nemesis and your daddy wants me dead? One of his first questions to me when he realized your relationship to them was to ask me what happens if you turn out to be as crazy as Lois.” “You really told daddy to take the trash out?” the words were barely a whisper. “Yes.” She couldn’t help herself and she erupted into laughter at his words. She knew he was staring but she couldn’t stop. She laughed until her ribs ached and her breath was short. Her chest hurt from lack of oxygen as her laugh turned into giggles and she looked to Ares who was watching her with confused amusement. It was all too funny. Her mother would have been mortified and nothing made Magda laugh har

After a couple of seconds, she muttered, "Mommy?" "Yes, love." "Why do we never call, Daddy? Not even once? My friends and classmates, whenever they miss their mom and daddy, they will be calling them....what do you call that, Mommy?" "They use social media." "Yes! That's it, Mommy." Her eyes lit up as if an excellent idea came into her mind. "Why don't we call Daddy, Mommy? I want to see him! I want to hear his voice!" she exclaimed and jumped on her seat.

she went on. “We are both tired, as well, Mom. See? We aren’t your biological sons.” Josh couldn’t resist joking, earning him an eye roll from his mother. “Do you get as tired as women, though? They both wore eight-inched high heels the entire day. “Besides, what’s the point of telling me that? What, do you want them to give you a massage in return? In your dreams, maybe,” their mother said with a snort at her own joke.

I said, "I guess so. He's usually so serious, it just looks weird seeing him laugh this hard." I said, "I'm going to get ready for school, mom. His wolf is full of dad jokes. I really don't want to hear them right now." Mom laughed and said, "Your wolf is like Yara. She can talk to other wolves?" I said, "Yeah, so is his. It's weird seeing him laugh like this. I'm getting out of here." Mom laughed and said, "Okay honey. We'll see you in the living room."

Each time I call you mama, I feel weird! Hyun Hyun ಥ﹏ಥ She fired at her mother and did not stop until it was needed.