Novel & Cerita Funny Yo Mama Jokes

"Well you always deserved that mom, also the time you were in jail for three hours for whooping my ass!" "Your son takes after you honey. When are you getting here? It's my birthday and I wanna see my favorite daughter." "I thought I was!" two voices shouted. "You are not Amanda is." "Awww thanks mom, you are also my favorite mom." "Dumbass I'm your only mother. Now what time!" I know she is face palming at the moment. "I think about one." "Okay and don't bring me another designer bag or watch or shoes or clothes as a present. Bye"

It was one of her comfort potions whenever she had dysmenorrhea, or whenever she was stressed. "Mom, you do realize that I'm already a family man now, right?" Ira chuckled, yanking his mother's hand away from his face. "Please stop squeezing my cheek as if I'm still your five-year-old errand boy." "I know, I know," said Helena, tapping his jaw gently. "Nice to see you again, Miguel," his father greeted him, too. That was the latter's pet name for Ira. "Hey, dad. I'm sorry we came late for the family breakfast."

"You don’t get my jokes?" "I never get your jokes dad even mom." Dad immediately face mom. "You don’t get my jokes honey?" "No! I do well most of the time." She smile sheepishly. "Tyler, my jokes aren’t that bad right?" I glanced at Tyler and saw him shaking his head. "No, of course not. I find it funny." "See… even Tyler like it." I rolled my eyes. "He’s a liar." I muttered lowly. Dad raised his eyebrow to me. "What’s that?"

she added furiously. “Oh baby, that worked like a charm every damn time,” Alpha Zoe happily sighed. “But who thought that it was ok to wax me when I was fvcking pregnant and already so sensitive and in pain !!!” I could tell she was glaring at my mom by the tone of her angry voice. “Well you had it coming for making jokes while I was in labour,” Mom snorted. “I had no idea if I should cry because of the pain or because of your stupid knock knock jokes,” she added.

The world around him fell silent as the words sank in, shattering everything he believed in. Zayren turned around and stared at his mother in shock, who couldn’t meet his eyes and kept looking down in guilt. Suddenly, a loud laugh escaped his lips, sharp and broken, making Mrs. Kim frown deeply. Her eyes widened in disbelief as she watched her son laugh like she had just cracked the cruelest joke. The sound didn’t carry humor... it carried madness.

Aaron saw the conflict in me, and told me to go ahead and make all the jokes I wanted. I couldn’t help the “yo’ momma” jokes that immediately came out of my mouth. Aaron’s situation was incredibly sad and tragic. Even so…the idea of Aaron’s mate leaving him out of fear that he was sleeping with his own mother… how do you not make jokes out of that???? When I couldn’t stop making jokes, Aaron decided to tease me that my mate story was only marginally better, having met my mate while wearing a wedding dress.

I said, picking up the call. “Finally I get to hear your voice. For a second there I thought you were dead,” she joked. That was my mother. A woman who loved dark humor to its core. “How is the weather over in the states treating you? Are you okay? Do they serve some of those hamburgers that give cancer?” “Mum, that’s fake news. You don’t need to say that again. Maybe some time you can visit here.” “Sure, maybe when I’m dead,” she laughed as I rolled my eyes.

Luna Maddy says, placing her hand delicately on my shoulder. "I... uh, no. It's ok." I say, feeling guilty as Luna Maddy gives me a worried look. "Are you sure?" "Yes, it's fine. She's fine, Luna." Mom responds, glaring at me. Hunter chuckles and Merida goes nuts, jumping up and down like a mad Wolf. My body is feeling so weird, I hate it as I keep hearing him talk with my dad and Luke, laughing away at Dad's lame dad jokes. No one laughs at my dad's jokes, but here is Humter laughing away like it's the funniest thing he's ever heard.

Cereal_killer ... Yes_you_suck ... I_love_my_mommy ... Will_the_devil DARN IT! *PEASANT I_love_my_mommy BUT, DUDE, YOU ARE ALREADY EXPOSED. Will_the_devil IT WAS AUTOCORRECT, WHAT THE HECK?! Yes_you_suck SURE. Cereal_killer SURE. I_love_my_mommy SURE. I_pooped I MEAN, HE IS RIGHT, GUYS. I AM NOT A PRINCESS. I AM A QUEEN.

she said while getting up with a happy dance "Mamas, finally getting some dick today." She sang making me laugh at her excitement. We got to the car and the purring sound the car made when she started it got her saying "Now that's the sound my kitty kat is gonna make all through the day and night." This girl really got me cracking up cause "what the hell soph." She looked at me and winked making me laugh once more. "Mama bear needs some dick too." I thought to myself with my mind drifting to Dominic annoying ass. ---