Funny Yo Mama Jokes Novels & Stories

A⁠Y‍ANA: “Ti​red. My mo⁠uth st‍ill hurts. But‌ J⁠j​ajja​ is telling me stories about wh‍en D⁠add‌y was⁠ litt‌le‍ an‌d got into⁠ trou‍ble.” MAMA GRACE: (ap​p⁠earing o​n screen) “He wa⁠s a ter⁠ror. Clim⁠bed everyth⁠i‌ng​, brok​e everything, ‍ worrie⁠d me. Constantly”​ AM⁠ON:⁠ “‌Mama, you're ruining my repu​tation.​” AYANA: (‌giggling—the sound precious and rare) “Tell m‍e more, Jjajja!”

I can't believe this guy! "Mom!" I hissed that made my Mama laugh because of my reaction.

I said hugging her tightly. They started making plans how to torture my husband and I think I am going to enjoy this. "Oh common guys I am hungry," I said smiling. "You won't eat this time right," Mumma asked suspiciously making me blush. "Don't tell me I am going to be Grandma," My mother-in-law joked looking at me and I nodded my head making them squeal in surprise. Both mothers started jumping like school girls making me irritate. Why I have to be in this alien family?

I complained pleadingly, "Lazy ass," Sky sneered, "I'm gonna kill her, honey, what do you say, should I cut her pretty head off and offer it to you at your feet," I joked, "I can not believe you still make jokes like this and right now, in this situation? You are so unserious," Mother said, "Mother you keep saying she is not serious until she actually commits murder and then the world will know just how much of a killer she really is," Sky joked,

I drive the snake directly towards John and. "Ahhhhhh!!!"He screams in a high pitched girly voice and I just can't contain my laughter .. me and my mom both fall on the floor while laughing so hard. I mean I never thought I'd see an intimidating man such as John scream like a little girl. "See told you it would be fun"My mom says in between laughs. "Uhmm uhmm"Someone clears there throat and I look at my Mom with wide eyes only to find her with the same expression.

The moment Mom said this it was like my world came crumbling. “Mom this is a joke right?”

Maya's mother let out a loud laughter as she looked at her daughter, confused. She had not imagined like that would ever happen. A lot of thoughts ran through her mind all at the same time as she believed it was all a joke and nothing more. She believed it would be a lie. “Come on, it is a joke, right? Tell me you are joking. I believe it is all a joke and nothing more. Right?” her Mother questioned, a smile on her face as she wiped off the tears that threatened to fall from her eyes out of laughter.

, mom said in astonishment while touching my forehead and neck, examining my conditi "where's the pain, my lovely daughter?", dad asked worriedly while checking on m i can't stop myself anymore, they're hilario "hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha another hahahahahahahahaha", i couldn't help but laugh, they stepped backwards and looked at me in surprise, i laughed even mo “what do you think? mom, dad? i'm not going to die, i'm not in pain hahaha”, dad just shook his head at my nonsense and then went back to his seat. mom looked at me seriously, so i was a little nervo

It was the same physiological reaction I'd had when I was conned. I pressed my lips together and let out a self-deprecating laugh. "Didn't you say getting scammed just proved I was stupid? Fine, I accept that. But now that I've used the exact same method to get my money back, you can't really blame me, can you? Tell me, Mom. Am I smart enough now?" With every single word I spoke, her trembling grew worse until her legs finally gave out, and she collapsed on the floor. Still clutching at straws, she desperately unlocked her phone and hit the voice call button.

“You were the first person I saw when I opened my eyes. Doesn’t that mean you’re my mom?” ‘Oh my god,’ Ina wheezed, ‘this is too good! I have to call my mother now, she can’t have ever seen comedy like this before!’ She was laughing so hard she could barely get the words out. ‘You’re a werewolf, not a bird – but only a bird would think that the first person it sees is its mother. Oh my god,’ she said again, sucking in a ragged breath, her eyes sparkling with mirth. ‘That’s the best joke of the year, and the dumbest Alpha of the year. An Alpha who wants to be a bird!’ She shook her head in disbelief.