Funny Yo Mama Jokes Novels & Stories

she added furiously. “Oh baby, that worked like a charm every damn time,” Alpha Zoe happily sighed. “But who thought that it was ok to wax me when I was fvcking pregnant and already so sensitive and in pain !!!” I could tell she was glaring at my mom by the tone of her angry voice. “Well you had it coming for making jokes while I was in labour,” Mom snorted. “I had no idea if I should cry because of the pain or because of your stupid knock knock jokes,” she added.

However, her frail shoulders were obviously trembling, whether from laughter or embarrassment, no one could ever say. Yin harrumphed. "You are a little brat! Your whole family are little brats!" Ye Mo would have pulled out his beard if he ever has one! "Why is your mouth so filthy? Have you been cursing from the moment you were in your mother's womb?" "You do not feel angry, so why are you still farting nonsense? Are you not enjoying being teased together with a beautiful wifey material? Dense, dumb old fogey!" "Y-You! Do not drag us into your nonsense! We are talking about you leaving those spatial pouches behind--"

I rolled my eyes. “I’m sorry darling. It just sounded so funny I couldn’t stop myself from laughing…” she managed to say amidst her laughter. “She is human.” Her laughter died down. She peered at me and then busted into another round of laughter. “Gosh! Mom, what is so funny about it? I told you I saw her with my own eyes.” “My stomach, Samantha Jo! When did you turn into a comedian, I had no idea. You would have a crowd rolling in laughter if you continue like this.”

I agreed, "I guess so. He's usually so serious, it just looks weird seeing him laugh this hard." I sighed, "I'm going to get ready for school, mom. His wolf is full of dad jokes. I really don't want to hear them right now." Mom laughed, "Your wolf is like Yara. She can talk to other wolves?” I nod, "Yeah, so is his. It's weird seeing him laugh like this. I'm getting out of here." Mom laughed, "Okay honey. We'll see you in the living room."

"You came because you're naughty and misbehaved. I was just sticking my tongue in your pussy to check out if you'd washed it properly!" Phoebe burst into laughter: "Oh, yeah. If you were just checking my hygiene, I am the lottery great winner!" She laughed her head off. "You're funny, Mom. Just admit you've made a mess! But don't worry. Nobody will ever know that you fucked me" "Watch your damn language, young lady!"

She set it back on the desk exactly where Lincoln had left it and moved to the bathroom, closing the door just as she heard him come back inside. "I forgot my phone," he called out, his voice muffled through the door. "Can't do business without it." He said laughing. Daggy turned on the sink and splashed cold water on her face, trying to calm the racing of her heart. When she came back out Lincoln was already gone again. Britty stirred on the bed and opened her eyes, blinking sleepily up at Daggy. "Mama? Where's Daddy?" The word 'Daddy' made something twist painfully in Daggy's chest because Lincoln wasn't her father and now Daggy was terrified that the real father was about to surface.

even if it was for that moment and he would be bringing it up some other time. "So there was this woman, she said to her doctor---" her started, telling her jokes and jokes, some she had laughed to and others she had questioned, telling him it wasn't funny. Her Father had replied that it was,and that the only problem was that she didn't have high enough humour IQ to have gotten the joke. "So different jokes comes with different humour IQs and can only be appreciated by those with the adequate or exceeding humour IQs." "There are exceptions but that is mainly the general rule."

I'll only ever be a disappointment to him. I still make my jokes though. Thats the time where I can be myself, and make people happy. I want to make people happy. I've never liked it when they're upset. Everytime Theo got upset, I'd tell him a funny story and that usually worked. I wonder if Mommy would have liked my jokes?

So, I ate my breakfast…fast… “Ma, why did you wake me up so early? The princess was finally going to kiss me but you woke me up. You’re such a killjoy, Mom,” I joked, laughing. But Mama’s brows just met as she frowned when she looked at me, and by that, I knew that she took my joke seriously. “Ouch! Ouch! Let go of my ears mom!” I shouted when she pinched my ear and pulled it lightly.

"Duh, I'm not a complete dolt I know I can't drink." "Didn't say you were babe but when you get around this bunch you always lose your damn mind." I glowered at the table at large and got goofy smiles all around. Fuck were these women up to? "This bunch is your two sisters, your mother and her friends." "Uh huh, your point?" "I never thought I'd see the day, my son the bad ass is whipped." Ma and her friends whooped it up at my expense and then the male jokes started. Apparently we were all pussy whipped asses being led around by our dicks. I never knew ma even had those types of conversations.