Funny Zodiac Signs Descriptions Novels & Stories

"I used to get made fun of as a child for that, believe it or not. I was a demon child, evidently." "Aww, kids are such little shits. I don't think you're a demon child." I pecked his neck. "So, end of October means you're a . . . Scorpio? Yeah, that's right. Makes sense." "What does that even mean?" "You're intense and mysterious. Always scheming to get what you want. And when you don't? You sting like a scorpion." His armed cinched around me. "That's right. Remember that, princess."

Luna His words hung in the air like a dense fog, momentarily silencing the room. "Crazy?" I repeated, my voice tight with anger. "That's your brilliant assessment of me? Care to elaborate?" Lucas didn't back down, his gaze steady as he met my fiery one. "You're impulsive, Luna. You act on emotions without thinking things through, and you have a tendency to stir up drama wherever you go. That's why I called you 'crazy' – it's not just some baseless insult."

Is she serious right now? “Speaking of thrilling,” Clara continued, a sly glint in her eye, “What about the Moretti brothers? I wonder what Evan and Aidan’s signs are?” “Evan and Aidan’s zodiac signs? Honestly, Clara, who cares?” “Well, I do for one!” Clara declared, poking Millie’s arm playfully. Of course she does. “Aidan’s probably a fire sign. All that intense brooding...Aries, maybe? Or a Leo?” She trailed off dreamily, then snapped back. “And Evan? He’s the playful type. Smiles a lot. I can sense he’s a really cool guy. Maybe an air sign? They’re supposedly social butterflies.”

“Oh yeah? Well, what are they? And which one are you in?” “The Eagles are the young wolves that don’t have an established tribe yet. Then there are the Salmons – they’re adaptable, easy going, full of new ideas, flexible, and forgiving. Then there are the Bisons, and they’re loyal, compassionate, dependable, practical, and caring. There are the Pronghorns, too, and I think I align most closely with them – they’re creative and studious, curious and quick to jump between ideas. Then there are the Mountain Lions,” I grinned. “I think that’s where you’d belong.”

"Pregnancy has become disadvantage to you, Kitcat...I bet he'll tell you the grass is too green for you to step outside tomorrow." "Shut up, Liam. I'm not trying to make jokes." "And see...your pregnancy has become a disadvantage to me too...look at him snapping at me because of a fetus." "I'd advise you to shut your mouth, Liam...his face is getting red, it's about to swell...he's transforming into..." "Angry bird!" Liam and Fredd bursted out into hysterical laughing at their apparently funny joke...but Zillon didn't seem to find it funny, he was as serious as judge. "F*cking idiots..."

So typically, when someone thinks of the personality traits of us four ranked wolves, we each have our own vibe. Logan is the grump who’s easy to piss off. John is the polite level headed one. Charles is the rational, logical one. And I’m the laid-back one who will laugh off situations. That whole protective growling thing I did to Azriel was out of character.

"I played with relationships. I tried to prove myself. I wanted everyone to shut up. I wanted to prove that I, Luke Bennett, was not a joke. "I did not really mean to break up with you, Emily. "I only wanted to finish the bet with Madison quickly so I could have a chance to work with your father." The sun stung my eyes. "Luke, I heard what all of you said in the banquet hall that night. "I was a Scorpio. Your eleventh girlfriend. "I was just one step in your game. "But I remember grudges. "Now that you are saying all this, I only find it ridiculous.

“So, Uhm, have you given any thought to going out some time? Not, pushing, just curious.” Oh, that. I had forgotten about that. “Zeke, you’re a nice guy and all that, but I don’t date jocks,” I tell him, hoping I don’t offend him, especially since he has been so nice bringing my notebook. “I usually date guys more like me, you know, like Kirk.” Not to mention this whole turning into a monster every full moon. “Maybe it’s time for a change because honestly, Kirk is an asshole and you deserve better.”

“Totally. I can do a few other nifty things too. But, we aren’t allowed to use these kinds of spells against other students. There’s no rule saying we can’t use them against humans.” “So, these kinds of spells, would I be able to do them too?” “Yes. My favorite is making the popcorn machine do its work without getting up from my bed.” “Awesome.” “Right?” Ariah screws up a candy wrapper between her fingers. “What’s your star sign?” “Leo. Why?” “Oooh, Leo wolves are feisty.” Her face scrunches up. “So this means your birthday is coming up soon. When? We should have a dorm party.”

exclamation came instantly when a reply hit him with new stupid emoticons that were not at all pleasing him. Sender (your.sunshine)-- "Who am I is not important, what I feel for you is important🙈❤️" Zander-- "Are you nuts?" Sender (Your.sunshine)-- "Yep... Kind of. In fact, I am totally nuts... For you😜🙈" Zander scratched his head. He turned on his stomach again amd went to look about the person's bio. He could not see anything except for a pic she recently updated. It was nothing but two wolves hugging together.