Funny Zodiac Signs Descriptions Novels & Stories

Well shit. His smirk turned into a full blown belly laugh followed by the shaking of his blonde hair. “It’s not. But your expression when I said it was was hilarious. You acted like I told you the sky was raining pigs.” I narrowed my eyes. “You’re hilarious.” At least the mood was lightened and I was happy to be the reason for that. I always thought Zander was a little uptight in his well-pressed suit but as it turned out, he wasn’t that bad at all. At least, from this conversation we had, he seemed alright to have a conversation. He can also take a joke too, that’s a quality vampires seemed to not possess.

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

Zubi announced cheerily, clapping her hands in the air. It was in light moments like this that you could tell their real personalities. Zubi was the short chubby cheerful girl. “Eeeeeh, pomp the champagne." Jide cheered drily, making swinging movements with his hands. “Really." Lizzy started, ”I…” Boom! Ify fell to the ground.

So that she could get at me? “So, in other words, stay cautious of her.” Luna Jessica continued. Think of her as… well, bipolar, in a way. One minute, she’s all smiles and light. The next minute, she is a wild hurricane. She is like the sea. Calm on the surface but with depths you will never fully understand.” “Omg. She’s crazy.” I blurted out before I could stop myself and Luna Jessica’s expression shifted, a gleam of amusement playing in her eyes.

It was always a mess in my head. Umbra would say Kieran was “All bark and no bite." Luna would counter and say, “He might have a temper," she countered, her voice a purr, "but at least he's assertive. Unlike some brooding Beta who just stands around looking grumpy all the time." I almost laughed at Luna’s description of Jin. It was indeed true that he was one grumpy ass guy. Perhaps, that was what being a billionaire and a pack’s Beta at such a tender age could do to a person.

She doesn’t know me, if she does, she won't be typing shit like this. A quick tour of her empty profile reveals nothing, her bio has only her sun sign and I let out a long hiss. We share the same sun sign--Sagittarius but I am smarter than this, she probably falls into the category of girls who blames their stupidity on their zodiac sign. I swipe at my thankfully dry eyes, heave a sigh and block her after deleting the comment but her words are permanently etched in my brain, same with those on the first page of my screen. The surprising part of it all is the number of likes her comment generated.

Zion asked with a frown on his face. "I now have a wolf!" Zion went still. "That's a lie." He laughed. "We are omegas and can never have a wolf, Hazel. Is something wrong? You look like you're going crazy." "No, I am not," I smiled. "You have a wolf also." Zion laughed, seeming to sense danger. "Okay. Now I know you're crazy. I do not have a wolf. How do you know this?" I stretched out my hand and my claws shit out. My fangs did the same and I growled.

Maybe my fate would’ve been worse — in the hands of the Sentinels, or another clan. — Guess that puts us at a standstill, then — I admit. He doesn’t look away, and that unwavering focus feels… dangerously thrilling. — Tell me something humans don’t know — I say, wanting to keep him talking. — I’ll tell you something about me in return. Samiel lifts an eyebrow, and for a moment I think he’ll refuse. But then he turns fully toward me, close enough that his heat seeps into my skin. — The zodiac signs — his deep, rough voice travels straight through me. — They’re real. Personalities shift with the stars. I don’t know why He made it that way. Maybe He got lazy creating unique souls.

Each of them was vastly different, offering personalities that kept me guessing who they were. First, there was Zephyr. He was the life of the chat, always ready with a clever joke or a quirky meme. His messages were filled with energy, and his effortless charm often left me laughing out loud something that my family couldn't give me, happiness. He seemed genuinely interested in me, asking about my day and sharing hilarious anecdotes about his job and how boring it was. Zephyr was like a burst of sunshine, he is a jolly good fellow although, I haven't seen his face, but I couldn't help but look forward to the messages. He told me, everything about his look, judging from his description of hi

The fat man's face trembled as he replied with an ingratiating smile, "I'll tell you, but after we get out of here, can you tell my companions that I was forced to speak under torture when they asked you about it?" Mo Xinghe's and others' eyes popped out. "This fatty is funny. He really knows how to earn himself some credit." they thought. "Okay." Mo Xinghe agreed. "We're from the 12 Chinese Zodiacs," said the fat man. The others all looked confused upon hearing the answer. "What's the 12 Chinese Zodiacs?" Zheng Qian asked curiously. "Is it an organization?" Mo Xinghe asked. The fat man nodded and replied, "Yes, our organization is called the 12 Chinese Zodiacs."