Funny Zodiac Signs Descriptions Novels & Stories

Oshiro grinned. "Congratulations second team, you did an excellent job. The remaining group will still face another golgozur dinosaur before we proceed to the next stage of the training!" Prince Arthur snapped his finger and a t-rex appeared in front of them. And the last four zodiac warriors to try are Ammon with Taurus sign, Atlas with Virgo sign, Loki with Scorpio sign and Apollo with Sagittarius sign. They wasted no time and immediately targeted the dinosaur's mouth and defeated it without much effort.

He knew that the others were always being unfair to her, of course he never allowed anything extreme to happen to her, at least during classes. Atarah stood up slowly, there was nothing beautiful about that question anyway. Anyone of these numb skulls could easily read a book or something to get the answer. "The twelve months of a year ranging from January to December all have different affinities when the moon shines out, for example those born on the month of May are regarded as fire wolves or maybe august as lightning wolves......." That was enough, Atarah could proudly sit down and take a rest, avoid being in the spotlight but a foolish grin formed on her face and she continued.

one of those identical, numerically-more-than twins I'd been warned about. "I'm Cáel and I'm pissed off that you broke into my home, Deirdre," I tried to sound angry. "Brianna said you were spirited and witty," Deirdre came closer. "I'm also all over Taurus with a preference for Gemini crossed with Leo-ines," I held my ground. I hoped that was my own way of saying I was full of bullshit and loved twin pussies. Clearly, I was combining my complete lack of knowledge in Astrology with my propensity to babble under stressful conditions.

He smiled down at me, distracting me from the background activities. “Hmm, single, twenty-four, Pisces. A water sign! You must love beachfront property.” “Who doesn’t love beachfront property?” He retorted. “Am I sensing a personality? And I had begun to think Miami wolves lacked sparkle.” He laughed. “We sparkle fucking plenty. Don’t let our alpha set the standard. Tell me, is your alpha the standard for your wolves?” I laughed. “No. Not even.” The smile was still plastered to my face when Alpha Zander appeared.

“I don’t care about you.” He put a hand over his heart. “Wow, Haile. You wound me.” I scoffed. “Is that all you wanted to know?” “No.” He let his hand drop; it swung at his side, almost perfectly in sync with the door, swaying back and forth like a pendulum. “What’s your star sign?” “What’s my star sign?” I repeated dryly. “Humour me,” he said again. “I’m a Thiros.” “Hard-working,” he said, checking off the traits of my star sign as he went. “Patient. Responsible. Reliable.”

The similarity actually was pretty startling. I looked away to several pairs of wide eyes. “Look, I’m 100 percent human. I was tested as a child in foster care.” “What exactly is a Moon Wolf?” Shotz asked. “You know, other than a founder of the Luna Temple?” “They’re more dominant than alphas, or they were,” Zane said, still looking at the side-by-side photos of me and Maxim. “It’s almost time for your speech,” Whitfield said, making some quick notes on his laptop. “Yes, we need to stress connection.” He looked at me speculatively.

But what about the next professor? "Should we wake him up?" I heard Dusty whispering to Zaki. "But he gets cranky," Zaki said with a scared expression on his face. I couldn't help but notice that they're quite scared of Aries. Even Kyros can't retort when Aries is the one talking. I can see that Aries is a serious guy and he looks pissed every single time. I kinda think he's my spirit animal. He doesn't filter his words and he's honest.

"Let us celebrate, everyone here should enjoy the fun, no one amongst us should be left aside, there are enough drinks, drugs, and the best part of it is that there are enough bitches," zoella said as the crowd burst into laughter. "Really? But I haven't seen any bad bitch yet, all I can see here, are flat asses and tight pussies." One of the vampires said, his name is, he is a very dangerous, fearless and wicked sadist, he can kill anybody at any time,

Zach admitted. "I wonder the smile on that jerk's face when he finds out about the evil secret of the lady he trusts!. Hahahaha". Zeke announced and laughed out loud. "You really are mischievous, Zeke. We're totally opposite, your laugh is creepy". Zach announced as he felt goosebumps because of Zeke's laughing style. "What?. That's how a villain should laugh hmph". Zeke pouted his lips and furrowed his eyebrows as he said to Zach.

-Emilio- Anastazie showed up for the Mate's Moon Ball looking gorgeous. Her white hair shined in the moonlight and the red lipstick she had picked brought her goddess like features out. She was a sight to behold yet she was obilvious to the young Alpha who were unmated stealing glances at her. Many packs called her the snow white of the wolves due to her beautiful white hair and fair skin. And me in my young stupidity had tricked our pack that she was weird and ugly. I felt jealously as all the other young males oogled her. She was mine, I had known her the longest. Many of the men sniffed the air as she absent mindedly walked past them. They were all hoping she'd be their mate and their pac