Surrogate for My Mafia Ex
I’m sitting on the lap of a ruthless mafia boss. If I throw up on him, he may actually kill me. I can feel the burning, acidic bile rising rapidly in my throat. Frantic, I slap a hand over my mouth and wildly scan the table. I reach blindly across the table, my fingers wrapping around the handle of the nearest vessel large enough to contain the disaster, a heavy, crystal pitcher filled with fresh orange juice.
I yank it toward my chest, bury my face into the rim, and immediately fill the crystal pitcher with burning, hot vomit.