Gen Alpha Humor Novels & Stories

"How many times do I have to tell you, they're your parents? Why won't you even see if it's true?" "Because you're a compulsive liar. Why should I trust you? For all I know, this is another scheme of yours, so you can scam my money out of me!" I tossed the notice of critical illness in her face. "Then, look at this closely. Tell me, what's the name that's written on it?" She didn't even look. The woman stepped on it and slapped me. "What an actor. You came in with props. If you have that much time, learn from Zack. If you please me, I'll give you any money you want. You made the wrong move."

he said as Rosalie giggled before squinting her eyes. “And what about you, grandpapa, you don’t look a day over twenty-five,” she said as Benjamin waved her off before turning his wheelchair, “Honey, please, I’m the best version of myself, I’ve been doing some stand-up comedy, keeps me up at night,” he said as Rosalie laughed, “Come one, Rosemary, I’d like you to meet someone, forget the bags, Gio and Gen will get it,” he said as Rosalie immediately shook her head, “It’s okay, papa, they’ve done enough,” she said as Giovanni sighed, “Relax, Rosa-lie, we got it,” he said as Benjamin shot him a knowing look before wheeling away leaving Rosalie as she stared at them blankly, “Go, we got it,” Ge

Pushing himself to stand straight, he replied, “Wouldn’t that make humor-extraction easy.” She scoffed. The sound brought a twinkle into her eyes, ones that he’d never noticed before. Because they were never there. Sush could find humor in many situations, but most of it was insensitive humor - ones she kept to herself, some were self-deprecating humor, thinking back to how naive she was when she thought engineering was the only thing she was going to do until retirement or when she thought her mother died of a simple road accident. Such humor simply kept her sane and entertained. It never brought the shine that Greg was witnessing.

Kai had not removed his eyes from Kassius and myself. “So Fallon, what did you do to get saddled with Kassius here? I have to assume you were a terrible person in a previous life for the goddess to punish you this way.” Echo laughed, tossing a french fry at Kassius. I was surprised when he laughed and tossed it back at her. They seemed to have a fun joking relationship and I was really enjoying seeing this side of him.

I say and see his eyes widen at my words. “You hear this, brother? Your mate is a dancer! She could probably strangle you with her thighs,” he says, chuckling away. Kai sets down an omelette in front of me, looking even hungrier than before. “I would love to see her try,” he says with a wink, then disappearing to the sizzling stove again. Red-faced and mortified, I pick up my knife and fork and dig into my meal. Will I ever get used to their jests?

With a quick glance at their faces, I saw it was from Gabriel but what’s shocking was the fact that even my ever serious Beta had a twitch at the corner of his lips. “What the hell is funny?” I telepath to both of them through the mind - link and of course, the non fearful Gamma decided to speak up. “You, Alpha. The fact that you were all sweet on the phone with those little kids and trying right now to act the impressive boss is so amusing, I can’t help it.” And saying this, it was as if that gave him the right to show his full humour as he laughed openly. Scowling deeply in exaggerated anger, I watched as my Beta also tried to hide his own humour.

I let out a sarcastic smile, “have fun inhaling carbon dioxide there.” With that, they burst out laughing. “We really need to think ways to put some humor inside your brain!” Ave exclaimed, still laughing. I pursed my lips. “I don’t need that.” “As expected from you,” Rebel chuckled. I roll my eyes heavenwards. I don’t need some humor. A bitter smile placed against my lips. I only need someone who’ll save me from this hell. “How about this?” “Your showing too much skin.” “This one?” “Too short.”

she asks, her back to me, "If 'guys who take care of themselves are hot' is not good enough for you, what is?" "I don't know, Boss, maybe... 'for men who don't give a shit'?" I try with a tired laugh because I can't think of anything, but then it sparks an actual thought, "No, wait, maybe. Like... something funny would make me turn and see." "Something funny," Ana murmurs as she writes, nodding, "Well... 'Not caring' is a male trait. Also, being dumb." I laugh at that chirp. She's not wrong.

“You make it look like St. Bellamy’s is a bad school. But let’s just say I like keeping things... interesting.” Gen smirked, clearly amused, while I tried not to smile too hard. I could feel Adrian’s gaze from across the picnic table, even though he hadn’t said much since we sat down. His fingers moved absently as he picked at the charcuterie board, his mouth chewing, but his eyes never left me once. “Is it true you already launched your own app?” Gen asked Alexander. He nodded modestly, “Two actually. The first one was a flop.” “He says flop like that isn’t still in six figures,” I said, nudging his arm playfully.

He was always making stupid jokes, even at the worst times. “That’s not funny,” I snapped. “There are people’s lives we are talking about, the pack members are counting on us and also the alpha, it’s only a matter of time until people start moving out of the pack,” I said, although I was also considering that in case things went sideways. “Sorry, sorry,” he apologized, raising his hands. “I was just trying to lighten the mood, you know, humor is a coping mechanism.” “Well, it’s not working,” I said, rolling my eyes.