Gen Alpha Humor Novels & Stories

Pushing himself to stand straight, he replied, “Wouldn’t that make humor-extraction easy.” She scoffed. The sound brought a twinkle into her eyes, ones that he’d never noticed before. Because they were never there. Sush could find humor in many situations, but most of it was insensitive humor - ones she kept to herself, some were self-deprecating humor, thinking back to how naive she was when she thought engineering was the only thing she was going to do until retirement or when she thought her mother died of a simple road accident. Such humor simply kept her sane and entertained. It never brought the shine that Greg was witnessing.

Kai had not removed his eyes from Kassius and myself. “So Fallon, what did you do to get saddled with Kassius here? I have to assume you were a terrible person in a previous life for the goddess to punish you this way.” Echo laughed, tossing a french fry at Kassius. I was surprised when he laughed and tossed it back at her. They seemed to have a fun joking relationship and I was really enjoying seeing this side of him.

I say and see his eyes widen at my words. “You hear this, brother? Your mate is a dancer! She could probably strangle you with her thighs,” he says, chuckling away. Kai sets down an omelette in front of me, looking even hungrier than before. “I would love to see her try,” he says with a wink, then disappearing to the sizzling stove again. Red-faced and mortified, I pick up my knife and fork and dig into my meal. Will I ever get used to their jests?

With a quick glance at their faces, I saw it was from Gabriel but what’s shocking was the fact that even my ever serious Beta had a twitch at the corner of his lips. “What the hell is funny?” I telepath to both of them through the mind - link and of course, the non fearful Gamma decided to speak up. “You, Alpha. The fact that you were all sweet on the phone with those little kids and trying right now to act the impressive boss is so amusing, I can’t help it.” And saying this, it was as if that gave him the right to show his full humour as he laughed openly. Scowling deeply in exaggerated anger, I watched as my Beta also tried to hide his own humour.

I let out a sarcastic smile, “have fun inhaling carbon dioxide there.” With that, they burst out laughing. “We really need to think ways to put some humor inside your brain!” Ave exclaimed, still laughing. I pursed my lips. “I don’t need that.” “As expected from you,” Rebel chuckled. I roll my eyes heavenwards. I don’t need some humor. A bitter smile placed against my lips. I only need someone who’ll save me from this hell. “How about this?” “Your showing too much skin.” “This one?” “Too short.”

Zara cringes. “Sorry Zara, I’ll try and keep the bad jokes to a minimum,” I say apologetically. “It’s not so bad. You should share your bad jokes with the rest of the world. Let people see just how normal their Alpha is,” she teases. “Great idea, they can add a terrible sense of humour to the list of reasons why I’m not fit to be Alpha,” I say sarcastically. “If humour was a requirement to become an Alpha I’m pretty sure most Alphas would lose their candidacy. You’ve met these guys, what a bunch of fuddy-duddies,” she says rolling her eyes.

I stood up and copied the way he walks putting my hands in my imaginary pant pockets. "CaLl mE Mr. HaRDiNg! Because if you call me by my first name I will lose it and throw tantrums like a fucking three-year-old!" "I am the worst! I am a human version of period cramps" I was enjoying this. I went on a few more minutes, roasting him alone. "I'm the proof that God has a sense of humor!" "I think I was dropped on my head when I was a baby... No, no, I didn't just drop. I was thrown in the air, smacked by the ceiling fan, and tossed out of the window! That is why I have half a brain"

she asks, her back to me, "If 'guys who take care of themselves are hot' is not good enough for you, what is?" "I don't know, Boss, maybe... 'for men who don't give a shit'?" I try with a tired laugh because I can't think of anything, but then it sparks an actual thought, "No, wait, maybe. Like... something funny would make me turn and see." "Something funny," Ana murmurs as she writes, nodding, "Well... 'Not caring' is a male trait. Also, being dumb." I laugh at that chirp. She's not wrong.

He was always making stupid jokes, even at the worst times. “That’s not funny,” I snapped. “There are people’s lives we are talking about, the pack members are counting on us and also the alpha, it’s only a matter of time until people start moving out of the pack,” I said, although I was also considering that in case things went sideways. “Sorry, sorry,” he apologized, raising his hands. “I was just trying to lighten the mood, you know, humor is a coping mechanism.” “Well, it’s not working,” I said, rolling my eyes.

, She wanted to shrink from all her failed conversation. "Tsk. You young people just like to make things harder. If you meant the easier word 'anniversary', the not yet. I just bought it. That's why I'm short of people to work for me." Dayanne blinked at what he said. Damn, he just pointed out that her generation is all about plain stupidity. She could not stop it when she barked in laughter. "Calm down Uncle, it's just a term. Chill...", She said amused as she stared at his pissed off face.