Good Rude Comebacks Novels & Stories

Ivanka: Sorry… Fabian: Are you planning to make a comeback? Ivanka was startled. She did not know how to respond at that moment. All those years, she had given up on so many things and failed so many people. Looking back, she felt like a useless fool. She cut ties with so many of her close friends for a jerk of a man. After inhaling deeply, Ivanka replied with a short sentence. Ivanka: I’m back. Just seconds ago, she was lambasted for saying thank you, so she did not apologize to them this time. She did not want to upset them again.

They were determined to stand up for Ethan. [I hate guys who live off women and ruin society. It's unfair to people like us who work ourselves to the bone for a few grand a month.] [This video pissed me off. What gives this guy the right to act so arrogantly? Dating a rich woman doesn't make you better than everyone else. What a joke.] [Throwing in some foreign language too. It's probably only one of the few phrases he knows. He just wants to sound educated. Who's he trying to fool?]

“What do you think you’re doing?” A belt of laughter unfolds, and the man smacks my butt. I respond by jumping, and the men laugh even louder. “What do you mean?” The man chooses to play dumb by fluttering his eyelashes at me with the awfullest of smiles on his lips. “I have done nothing,” “Yeah! He has done nothing!” His friend chimes in. Annoyed beyond comprehension, I back away from the table. Staying here isn’t a good idea. I need to get back to work and calm down. Right now, I feel attacked, and that isn’t good for the business.

Can my day get any worse? “I don’t take orders from you or anyone and if you don’t like the kind of music I play, or how loud I play them, then I can pull over for you to just get the hell out of my car and get yourself to school by yourself!” He shot back at me and I breathed out a long sigh. I wasn’t surprised by his response, he was naturally rude even in situations which are obvious enough that he’s in the wrong.

I replied. I made a point. Spreading out was definitely not a good advice at this point. We could get eaten by wolves and that would be bad. "Well, that seems like the valid suggestion I have. You should come up with something instead of countering my suggestion." She replied, rudely. I had to call her out. "I'm simply saying your suggestion isn't going to work. You don't have to be that rude because I don't even know if you thought about it before making a dumb suggestion."

Brody: Dude wtf, there's nothing wrong with having fun or being gay. Callum: Are you being serious right now? This isn't a little fun it's a full blown party and being a fag is literally a sin. Well I'm not gonna lie, that hurt. Especially coming from one of my literal best fucking friends. Brody: Whatever dude, be a bigoted piece of shit then. Me: I'm fine boys. Callum: THANK GOD! Brody: Omg she lives! Me: Yeah but I'm going back to sleep, goodnight boys.

“Guess I’m not used to sharing space with royalty.” “What do you mean by that?” I asked unamused. “Looks like the boss’s new toy clocked in early today,” a guy joked, raising his own. I stopped, heels clicking against the marble. “Careful,” I said smiling. “That joke just cost you your Christmas bonus.” Then I turned to the lady who bumped into me. “If you’re going to bump into people, at least be brave enough to say sorry not smug enough to act like it didn’t happen.”

I cleared my throat, calling her name like a question, She looked at me, “i’m sorry. For all of it. The arguing. The comments. The workplace harassment. You aren't a prude, I was just being an arse.” “You still are”

he explained thoughtfully. "And who says classmates mean friendship" she retorted. "Look why are you so pricky towards me, am a good person, you know," he said looking mentally stressed. "Good for you, who cares?" she replied and was about to leave When the guy called after her," You know you've a nasty behavior" "Of course, I have bad and nasty attitudes and what does that tell you?"

Except the part when he was trying to annoy me in the back seat of the car and when we talked to Adam through a call. Suddenly, I recalled when Brett defended me against my classmate’s father. [ "And what did you say? This girl? Did you just call my MATE this girl? F*cking old man. If I hear that one more time, I'll turn you into disgusting meat. "I don't need your apology. Because seeing you crawl at my girlfriend's feet is just the beginning. Remember that, you f*cking rotten bastard."] Subconsciously, I caught myself smiling after recalling all the rude words he said to that old man. This is the first time I was so glad to hear foul things from him.