Good Rude Comebacks Novels & Stories

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HOW COME YOU ARE SO DUMB? Will_the_devil REASON NUMBER 1: I WAS BROUGHT UP IN A PALACE. REASON NUMBER 2: I NEVER CAME IN CONACT WITH ANY OTHER KID FROM OUTSIDE OF THE PALACE. REASON NUMBER 3: I NEVER HAD FRIENDS AND NEVER FELT THE NEED TO LEARN THIS GEN Z VOCABULARY. I_pooped :000 THAT'S KINDA SAD, YOU KNOW. Will_the_devil ... I_pooped

I quickly grabbed the guy's hand with a smile. "Same here" I said to him. **** "I don't know if you noticed , we don't engage in useless formalities " "Who are we?!" I retorted . "Sophisticated people! " "Oh you mean to say rude arrogant jerks!!" "What's the harm in replying to greetings or returning handshakes?!" "I don't do that with low classes " "Yet you held my hands throughout" "Well I felt like puking the whole time , and I can't wait to get home and wash your filthiness off me" he replied not turning to me .

“I swear to God—” “You’ll what?” the man interrupted, voice mocking. “Shoot me? You came here alone. Noble, yes. Stupid, definitely. Your partner tried to convince us you wouldn't show, but I knew better. Stubborn man like you who's so big on integrity? I knew you wouldn't be able to resist. I guess he was wrong about the extent to which you cared about him. Isn't that sweet?” Stefan didn’t answer. He shifted slightly, testing the distance between himself and the nearest crate. He could lunge, maybe take one of them out, but not all three. Not with Reese down.

I snapped with what I assumed was enough snark that he'd forget about it. "Ooh. You've got some sass in you." I sipped my drink, amused yet not at this random idiot trying too hard to hit on me. "And you should give up trying to get in me." He laughed, like my crude comeback was the funniest thing he'd ever heard. "Ouch. Bad day?"

- and I'd do it a second time. You aren't bad until you've ever frozen someone's underwear as payback. -every single one of them. You aren't bad until you've ever replaced someone's possessions with something else. - I replaced his books with bricks. You aren't bad until you can threaten your enemy and get away with it. - sassiness runs through my veins. You aren't bad until you've won a fight. - poor poor Luka. You aren't bad unless you've insulted someone repeatedly and are still breathing. - Insulting Blade is my favourite pastime.

Nate's calm and polite tone made me to look at him with a sad smile. "Oh come on now! Let's go to a club and I will let you hook up with a dashing guy who's far better than that Parker." I glared at Ashton's comment. Now that's what we call a bullshit advice. "Ash!" Nate said sternly. "Nate!" Now it's Ashton turn. "ASHTON RYDER!" Nate's voice came out a bit loud warning him not to irritate me with his stupid advices. "NATE GOODMAN!" Ashton said with same intensity.

At least the rude girl wasn't good for nothing. Nicole calmed down and faced Amber," Well you just got lucky, you accomplished something for the company, anyway you can stay but be sure to fix your attitude when you are around me, I won't hesitate to put you in your place again". Amber almost snickered at her comment. A simple 'I'm sorry for misunderstanding you' would've been nice, but as usual these rich people can never accept defeat.

Maybe, she's so clueless. Come on, she can just say, 'oh I forgive you, I was never mad in the first place.' No, that's lame,she was definitely mad. Or what about, 'oh yes, I was mad at you previously, but I forgive, go sin no more. It's alright mate, now let's make babies!' No, no, what the hell is wrong with her. Those replies are definitely not IT.

“How dare I not? How dare you? You reject me? fuck you I reject you and your smelly shit face.” I fired at him and everyone booed. Okay, maybe that wasn’t a great comeback but it was too late to take it back anyway. “See, this is why I never wanted you. You are too uncultured to be my mate. You lowlife hybrid.” I couldn’t find a quick comeback for what he said. I opened and closed my mouth a handful of times while trying to come up with the right thing to say. “I wasn’t kidding when I said no one wants you, Danielle.”