Good Rude Comebacks Novels & Stories

I'm not concerned about hardship as long as the allowance is high. He replied quickly. [Evan, are you crazy?] [I'm not crazy. I'm just trying to make some money.]

I used noodles since I didn't like the MC cussing. In fact, if the other person is sarcastic, a question can be responded with another inquiry. End of text.

— I don't know. — Please, you know I spoke the truth. Besides, did you see what I answered? — No. — You should! — he takes out his cell phone, unlocks it, looks for something, and then shows it to me. — Look here! — Your responses to comments are extremely rude. Do you have the courage to respond in this way? — Of course, they made you angry with me, and miss cool moments here in this place, especially a farewell celebration of our characters!

I asked politely to the customer with a smile just to make the customer look happy at that time but looking at her face she looked really rude. " If you leave I promise to also leave. You young slave" The customer gave a rude reply to my gentle words to her which made me feel a little bit angry at the moment the customer stood at my front for her service. " Okay ma'am, am sorry," I said as I quickly attended to the rude customer who kept on bringing out a lot of goods from her cart. I gave her a bad look, and as I finished with her I pleaded with the other standing customer for a quick bathroom break.

I slowly rolled to my side, coughing and gasping for air. ”Fuck you, Gio. That was personal.” I croaked out. ”Payback is a bitch.” I saw his smug grin and flipped him off.

the other guy asks me and to Jace he says, "your girl is rude man" "Firstly, I wouldn't say she's rude, I'd say she's shocked", Jace replies, "secondly, she's not your fucking darling Luke". This makes Luke burst into laughter. "I'm sorry man, I forgot she's your mate" he says with no hint of sincerity. "Come on, we've gotta get outta here", Jace says. "Yes, your grace", Luke replies. "I'm in trouble", Sarah says, and the guys burst into laughter a-fucking-gain.

The bigger the opponent was the harder they hit the ground. “Why the hell are you smiling like that for? You should apologize for being so rude to me,” he spat at me. Thankfully it was so busy no one seemed to pay attention to the loud and annoying teenagers in the back. “You want me to say sorry? Fine. I’m sorry your parents raised a rude and tactless boy who tries to play tough.” I replied with the biggest smile on my face. Let him try and get me. I kind of had been itching for a fight. Let us see if he was as dumb as I thought he was and would walk right into a fight.

Timone grinned, nodding like an overexcited puppy. “Fine,” I said, dragging a fresh shirt over my head. “He made me do drills. Then he got in my face. Told me I was lazy. That I shouldn’t mistake him picking on me for anything else. You know. Classic denial bullshit. So I—kinda—threw it back at him.” Timone perked up of course the pervert would be interested in a conversation like this. He was a dude afterall “Threw what back?” “I said maybe he was just pissed I hadn’t sucked his cock yet.”

I smiled, “Hey” “Can I speak to you?” “Of course, I do like to hear whatever made you come here” Jaxon said, folding his arms, “Are you not going out?” I asked, “Just came back” he said, “Come in” “Thanks” I said as I stepped in “I saw the comments” Jaxon said, “I know” I glanced down at my shoes, “I came to apologized, I spoke to in the wrong manner and you only trying to help”

She turned back when she heard the man's voice. He just… stumbled? On his way to the door. The man seated at the single table nearby simply looked up. Without any inflection on his face, he said, “Oh, my bad.” “Your bad?! Are you kidding me, dude? You deliberately did that!” the man snapped. “The way you deliberately made someone doing her job uncomfortable with your silly comments? Nah. Beating you to a pulp? That would be me being deliberate.” “Who the hell do you think…?”