Goofiness Quotes Novels & Stories

“Trust me, you will want to take the time to say your goodbyes. I didn’t when I lost someone close to me and I regret it every day.” “What am I supposed to say? Sorry about the splitting headache, bro? Thanks for taking one for the team?” I was a little angry that Gio would say such a thing. He chuckled lightly. “It’s not fucking funny, Gio,” I snapped. “Think about the situation we are in and what you just said.” I stood there and thought about it but came up blank. Gio smiled. “You did the exact same thing that Toni would’ve done. You cracked a joke a joke or two during a tense situation to break the stifling atmosphere,” he explained. Now that he has explained it, a small smile appeared,

"Ugh!" "Ugh? Really? You're the one who caused that." "Yeah, but," she whimpers, raising a hand. "It's, hmm, I don't know the word." "Gross?" "Well, not gross but yeah, gross. Sorry, is that mean to say? I know it's your love juice." "Nope. Never call it love juice again." "I know. It's awful. I read it in a book and I couldn't stop laughing and swore to myself that I'd use the phrase one day just to be an asshole."

The quote for this picture said: Don’t take life too seriously. You’re not getting out of it alive. From the passenger seat, Isobel burst out laughing. “Oh my God, that’s hilarious.” Holding her side, she rolled to face me. “Who is it a quote from?” Her eyes glittered with joy and I had to admit, it felt nice, knowing she realized I’d made sure to find out the answer to that question already. “Elbert Hubbard,” I said. “Or at least, it’s similar to one of his quotes.”

"Yours? You bit me to call me yours?" I asked with my brows raised and my mouth ajar. I really was shaken. "Huh! I can't believe it. Why don't you piss on it me too?" "I'm open to fetishes, but golden showers are disgusting." "Ha!" Did he just make a sorry attempt at a joke? I'm so done with him.

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

I asked when he still stood there, smiling strangely at me “Not quite, I just think you’re suffering from a lack of Vitamin me “ he smirked Oh my God, when does this torture end? I groaned internally “I’m actually good” I gave a tight smile, wishing he would just stop immediately. “No you’re not “ he argued “ I am “ I replied, wondering where this was going “No. You are goo” he looked at me Goo? As in that word, children used to describe disgusting things? I was about to get really offended.

“You haven't answered my question. Do you prefer it slow or fast?” There was a moment of silence, including him. His once heavy panting paused for a moment. Not surprising, Zeke erupted into laughter, clapping his hands together as if he were enjoying a comedy show. I began to see that this guy was genuinely unhinged; there was definitely something off in his mind. “What’s amusing?” I snapped; he turned to me, shaking his head slowly. “Sometimes, man, some words sound corny; you shouldn’t use them in situations like this.” I now realize what he meant, but I wasn’t ashamed. I just don’t care as long as he understands the concept.

He in turn groaned in reluctance, and a moment's stillness later, he spoke like he was spilling gold out of his pie-hole, "I am the one who you like to call the Jerk Mummy King." Do you ever just forget to hide your expressions for a minute and then you're like 'I did not mean to make that face out loud'? Yes. That face. I was making exactly that face right about now. The Oh-sh*t-I'm-screwed face. Think! Think Lithe think! You are the sassy, smartassy most awesome little lollipop triple dipped in brilliance. Making an excuse is a piece of cake. Anything will do. Just speak up. You know you have got this. You can do this!

“I swear, man, she did this thing with her tongue, on my dick and was like so gone, yo. I definitely blacked out.” “Bro,” Tayo added, spinning his towel like a whip, “ have you ever had someone sit on your face while quoting Beyonce lyrics? That's when you know you're alive.” The group burst out laughing. I chuckled along too even though I didn't get the joke or reference.

Samuel could always crack the lamest jokes in the most monotone voice. The chat was laughing. [LOLOL. Professor Grant, you know your metaphors! I like crazy boyfriends!] [So, those four idiots were harassing Layla, and she should let a mad dog loose to deal with them? LMAO. The chaos! I love it!]