Goofiness Quotes Novels & Stories

“You are the only person who has ever really listened without making it weird,” Zack admits, his voice dropping to a lower register. “Everyone else either starts crying or tries to give me inspirational quotes or something.” The wind rustles through a nearby oak branches overhead while they sit in comfortable silence for a moment. “Inspirational quotes,” she echoed. “That is a new one. What like ‘hang in there’ cat posters? Weird.”

"Oh really? Because I distinctly remember you flubbing the line about the Cliffs of Insanity." "What? No, I didn't!" I argued, feeling my cheeks warm up. "And let's not forget about your creative meaning behind Vizzini's 'inconceivable' moments," Alex said, his eyes flashing with amusement. I gasped in mock offense. "How dare you! I was adding dramatic flair!" We argued back and forth, each of us confident in our superior quotation skills. Finally, I threw up my hands in frustration. "Alright, fine. Let's settle this fair and square. Rock, paper, scissors?"

"Grumpy" "Ugly" "You!" "you're lack of attention"

My vapidness would love to smack some sense in him. ‘Cheers!’ Another wrote with clinking glasses. His teeth would look better on the ground or better as toppings. ‘Can I have some?’ The following goes on. I'd like to have some of your arteries too. ‘Cheap drunks!’ You think you can afford the cheap in the wildest of your dreams. The netizens had a gala day sharing memes amongst themselves. I have become a laughingstock. It ranges from hilarious to disgustingly vulgar. For what? For outspeaking and spitting facts at a jerk's face. For standing up by the side of a vampiress who is forced to become his sex slave. For having opinions that do not reconcile. For wanting to be admired.

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

She really loves gossiping. The old one, scowled at Stanley, as her repeated uestion was hindering their interesting conversation,"Folle .. Non aprire la bocca a meno che non ti piacerebbe spingere l'assurdità. ( You fool.. Don't open your mouth unless you like to spew nonsense. )"

It was like someone had loosened a knot that I did not know was there. By the next week the messages stretched longer. She started sending memes that was about anxiety brain fog. A cartoon character that was staring blankly at the wall with the caption “when your thoughts are buffering.” I laughed out loud in my kitchen. The sound made even me surprised. I replied with a crying laughing emoji and then I added. “Too real.”

He begins. I snort, stifling the laugh that threaten to burst from my mouth just from his words and the air-quote gesture he makes when he said by choice. It’s perfectly funny and I couldn’t have said it better myself. Sadly, I’m the only one that finds it funny because the guy is seething even more, rising to his feet and facing us fully while he points at us shamelessly. “Why, you good for nothing rats…” “Yeah, keep trying. Being a dick won’t make yours bigger though.” Silas adds at the end, clearly not done with the guy.

“Go on and laugh all you want.” “I am not laughing at you,” Caro said. “I was just laughing at the kind of mindset your sugar daddy had.”

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”