Goofiness Quotes Novels & Stories

he huffed with crossed arms. And that’s when my mouth went out of control. “Stuck up child,” I scoffed. “Poop Queen,” Dre scowled. “Pissy wolf,” I snapped back. “Crap head,” he hissed back. “Very original,” I rolled my eyes. “You are so full of shit that you can only think about it and its synonyms,” I pointed out with a winning smirk which soon curved down. “Nah uh. I am describing exactly what I see,” with a braying laugh, Dre teased. Donkey. “If I see all kinds of shits in front of me, then that is what I am gonna say. Now fart off from here,” he added.

She groaned. "Don't you think I'd look nice if i got my nose reshaped"I teased. "Ew"She scowled. "I think I'd look hot with a more pointier nose"I teased. "Absolutely not.... you'd look like the fool you already are"She said and i chuckled. "Am i?"I smirked. "What?"She asked obliviously. "Am i a fool?"I asked. "Is that even a question,in fact,fool is an understatement for you, you're a moronic idiot"

He tries to control himself, but he did give up to my craziness. We are laughing without a reason. Don’t worry this is a medicine. Laughing and smiling is the best medicine rather than sex. Ahem. Can you please go away my green minded mind? Too curious what would it be having a sex with the man whom you love? Hey! Stop it myself!

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.

" You're the funny type, you're boring. Talented, you're not only good at drawing, as you think, but you also seemed to be good at everything you are tempted to try. I used to think you're smart, but not after the necklace accident. As for beauty, no one has ever caught my eyes the way you did." Call me a fool, but these few words were able to change my entire mood. Yet. there was that one word that annoys me - boring. " I'm not boring!" I told him, and he was like. " Out of my entire speech, this was all you could've to hear." " Yeah!" I told him, "and I'm not boring. You just never allow yourself to discover how funny I could be." ...

Besides, who exactly gave Todd the illusion that he was someone important? I scoffed. "Todd Westman, from the moment you had the audacity to spout all that, you lost the right to speak to me." People could only communicate meaningfully when they were on the same intellectual level. Seeing how resolute I was, Todd struggled frantically and screamed, "No… Babe, listen to me. I can explain. I was just confused for a second. I love you!" "Shut up. Just listening to you makes my ears feel dirty."

I shook my head, wiping the corner of my eyes with my ringless finger. “I-I’m sorry,” I say, in between fits, “It's just that this whole thing”, I gesture between the two of us, “is fucking hilarious, don't you think?” The corners of his lips twitch slightly, fighting an annoyed smile “Funny isn't the word I would use to describe your current situation, Solnishko” There's an edge in the way he says those words that cause the laughter to quickly die down on my tongue. What the fuck did he mean by that?

"I f*cking made a mistake when I called it boring." Art laughed at her and she sulked. "Oh, yes. This is definitely not boring." ____

Ya, right, let us back track that entire thing. A great man once said, "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me." Didn't he add an "aw, fuck it" on the end? That's the part I can't get right. "Fuck it, and fuck you." I say it, and I think it, and I never believe it.

Jasmine said. "Hold on, hold on! I've got a joke that might lighten the caloric guilt. Why don't scientists trust atoms?" Jonathan said with a pause before adding, "Because they make up everything!" "Just when I thought I had heard your corniest joke," Florence said and rolled her eyes. The others burst into laughter, their mirth contagious, which made Clare smile. "Okay, I got another one," the young earl said. "Why did the scarecrow win an award?... Well, because he was outstanding in his field!"