Goofiness Quotes Novels & Stories

Fool me twice, shame on me. It’d definitely be a shame on me to be fooled by any man for the second time. I wasn’t going to let such happen again. “Nah,” I shook my head, dragging my feet towards the nearest sofa. “I’d pass. I’m not a fan of coffee. That shit is bitter.” Nina threw her head backwards, laughing. Truth be told, my best friend has one of the healthiest laughs ever. It is filled with joy, happiness. “I know that. I was just teasing you.” She winked and I scoffed.

"I f*cking made a mistake when I called it boring." Art laughed at her and she sulked. "Oh, yes. This is definitely not boring." ____

Ya, right, let us back track that entire thing. A great man once said, "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me." Didn't he add an "aw, fuck it" on the end? That's the part I can't get right. "Fuck it, and fuck you." I say it, and I think it, and I never believe it.

Jasmine said. "Hold on, hold on! I've got a joke that might lighten the caloric guilt. Why don't scientists trust atoms?" Jonathan said with a pause before adding, "Because they make up everything!" "Just when I thought I had heard your corniest joke," Florence said and rolled her eyes. The others burst into laughter, their mirth contagious, which made Clare smile. "Okay, I got another one," the young earl said. "Why did the scarecrow win an award?... Well, because he was outstanding in his field!"

But the frowned turn to laugh all of sudden when I saw how his smile faded. "Why are you laughing?" He then sighed like a child. I didn't know grim reaper can be funny like this. How I wish to see Saint pouting like this. Maybe that's more interesting. Damn! I can't imagine. "You are ridiculous." "Tsk! Everyone's tells that." "Great, at the list I'm not the only one"

Edison A quote for a day Have a nice day all of you Stay safe stay happy Keep smiling Bye till next time

Oh God, I feel so stupid. “You look so silly grinning like that,” Ahvi points out and I chuckle again. “I know,”

In the end, readers are crazy for being readers in a world where words flow down the monosyllabic drain of unculturedness. * This is a chronicle that I love, from the time when Bia was still married and she would gossip to me over the phone. Added a dash of comedy. I burst out laughing every time I read it! almost divorce "Your fart is so stinky!" ― And by any chance, is there a smelly fart? “There are the not-so-overly-stinky ones. You look like you died inside, you're rotten! Go to the bathroom or I'm going to pass out.

’ I pinched my eyes close, hoping she wouldn’t call me out for insinuating what I didn’t mean. To my surprise, she giggled. Her laugh was so carefree no one would think she was in the middle of dealing with a panic attack. I sighed. At least something good came out of my brain and mouth malfunction. When her giggles lightened, I said, “I didn’t mean it like that.” “Like what?” her tone was not fearful but teasing. “I didn’t mean to insinuate-“ I paused. ‘Why am I even explaining myself?’ To be honest, that line tumbled out of my mouth daily like it was a common prayer. “You should take your wet clothes off, or you’ll catch colds.”

“You literally almost fell last time.” “I was just joking.” “You slipped on air.” “The floor attacked me!” “You’re unbelievable.” “And you’re very much obsessed with me.” “…unfortunately…I am.”