Grumpy Old Men Bloopers Novels & Stories

So, when he saw the old lady, with her gray hairs at the top of her head, he went pale. “I’m sorry! Are you okay, grandma?” He dashed towards her to help her wobbling posture. “I’m alright, my dear,” the old woman reassured with that friendly and motherly laugh that majority of older people has. “Are you really sure?” Very apologetic, Mingyu bit his lower lip and frowned hard while looking at the old woman. “I am,” she let out a throaty chuckle. “But I guess the answer doesn’t go with the fruits on the ground.”

"Okay, let's go, gramps." "Well, don't you look pretty?" He crooked his arm for her to hold, making her laugh. Laughter, that was something else she'd found again. *** Breakfast was loud and fun once gramps' friends decided to join their table. The conversation was light, and everyone was having a good time, with Lucille riding herd on the men for their gossiping meddling ways. Kerry never blushed so much in her life as the men complimented her over and over again while Lucille beamed like a proud grandma.

) The men exploded in laughter. "Bomboclaat dawg, yuh a real savage," one of them choked between drags of smoke. "Yuh need fi put her pon camera, mek we see wah gwaan." (Fuck, Dawg, you're a real savage. You need to fuck her on camera so we can see what’s up.)

In his eyes, there was nothing the old man couldn’t do. “Grandpa, tell me—when was the last time you made a mistake?” With a faint scoff, the old man didn’t even look up. “It’s been nearly ten years since I got one wrong… but unfortunately, that streak ended today.” “Today?!” Christan’s eyes widened in disbelief. ***

He has quite a weird way of viewing life this big brother of mine. "Seriously, gramps? Why did you bother clearing the misunderstanding? I was not done toying with that stupid mutt's feelings. I wanted to break him until his ego got washed away. Ugh, gramps, do I really have to eat now? That concoction of yours has sealed off my appetite for years to come." Jerry complains about everything in one go. Successfully leaving us all in stitches, even the twins giggle at their big uncles foolishness. "How would you have toyed with his emotions when you were both lying hald dead in the infirmary, dear child?" Gramps pronounces each word slowly, a mocking smile dancing on his lips.

the old man fumbled but when he realized that she was just playing with him, they both burst out laughing. Butler Garry who had gone outside to receive a call was shocked when he heard his master laughing, it's been really many years since he had heard the old man laugh, it should be like ten years ago at the time before he had lost his wife, and since then the old man had always had a cold expression plastered on his poker face, just like his eldest grandson, they really were similar.

the old man greeted him with a wink. Navi unexpectedly burst out laughing. As he thought, all of this is part of another stupid prank. “Okay, okay you got me” he said as he patted the old man’s shoulders. “It’s an April fools’ joke isn’t it? Where did ya hide your camera?” he said as he inspected the area looking for a camera. “Come on! Show it!” he insisted The old man just smiled and shook his head in disappointment and disappeared. He was stunned on what he saw. But disregarded it and just smiled. In his mind, all of these happenings are another childish prank executed by his friends.

I tutted at him playfully. "Hey, if you would have just said sorry then this could have been avoided," he said and stuck his tongue out at me. "You're the one that forgot about your pancakes!" I exclaimed, though I was still smiling. "Man, when will you two ever grow up? Seriously, you sound like you did back in grade school!" Jamie chuckled at us. Me and Ty shared a look then, simultaneously, we both turned and stuck our tongues out at her. All she did was laugh though and then everyone else even joined in.

I mumbled nonchalantly and Grim quickly rose up off of me. "Shit, the old man wasn't bluffing," he said rather perturbed. I raised the corner of my lip and glared at him. He looked down and chuckled. "It's fine little momma, I'm sure we'll be great parental figures," he said cheerfully and I rolled my eyes.