Harry Potter Funniest Quotes Novels & Stories

But in my position, it's sad to hear that. "That's a quote from Harry Potter. Sirius Black said that in the HP and the prisoner of azkaban." She said proud. I rolled my eyes. I don't know what she's saying. "That quote doesn't help. Nicholas doesn't love me." "Really stubborn!" I heard her murmur. "If he loves you he'll come back. He'll do something to fix this." "But what if he doesn't come back?" I asked sadly. She went quiet for a moment.

“Ms. Evans, we were just discussing how the masterpiece of JK Rowling contain absolutely no swear words except in the last book, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, when Molly Weasley swears at Bellatrix Lestrange for duelling with her daughter Ginny.” “Absolutely!” Ms. Evans said enthusiastically and continued fangirling about Harry Potter. Lucas rolled his eyes and turned to Zehra who was looking at him in incredulity. “What?” “Nothing, who would’ve thought that our quarterback was a potterhead.” “Oh shut up. Show me this godda–” “Don’t swear,” she whispered this time. "Why?!" "I don't like people swearing," “Ok show me this e-mail. Now.” Zehra took her phone and showed him the e-mail. H

"We Fey, hate that." "You shouldn't have told me that." I grinned. "Bad move, Harry Potter." "I don't understand that reference." He frowned. "The scar." I waved a hand at his face. "Did someone try to cast a killing curse on you but it didn't work because your mother loved you soooo much?" "That's rather—" Tiernan blinked and looked away. "Do not call me that again." "Fine." I gave a great sigh, "Legolas it is. It's more fun to say than Harry Potter anyway."

“Do you have a gun there?, I'll rather die than let her be beside me all day, she's one hell of a nightmare” “If she's nightmare then what is she doing here in broad daylight?” I was trying to comprehend what she said when Veronica started laughing. “You should have seen the look on your face, Harry. I was just messing with you” she was enjoying this and I hate her for this. “Damn you”

“You almost cried over food.” “Because this is heaven.” We both laughed again. For a while we just sat there talking about old memories while we ate. High school drama, teachers we hated… everything we could remember. “You know…” I sniffed, wiping my running nose“Remember when you failed your chemistry test because you wrote your nickname instead of your real name?” I burst into laughter. “You promised never to mention that again,” he groaned. I laughed so hard my stomach hurt. “You should’ve seen your face when the teacher shouted ‘Who is Harry Potter?’”

The group of men filter behind the grizzly bear in front of us. Gee-gee lets out an over exaggerated laugh. “Oh, I’M SORRY, I must be misunderstanding you. Did you just call your FUTURE QUEEN a mud-blood?” Before he can respond she continues. “What is this? Fucking Harry Potter?” The man sniffs his nose before spitting on the ground in front of me. “She’s no future Queen of mine.” The men behind him yell out their agreement. I take a step closer to the man and give him a sinister smile. “What is your name, sir?” I bat my eyes at him.

I pretend to think about his question placing my hand on my chin and looking up at the sky as I swirl around in my chair. “I doubt, I’m not really a big fan of keeping the devil that close as a pet” Harry seemed to find this very funny as he couldn’t stop laughing, I stared at him. Just laughing for a little before I joined in with a slight giggles. It was actually quite reliving. “What’s so funny?”

Two wrongs don’t make a right. “Hey, don’t think about it. They have done worse to you. You took back your control. I will say this, though. I’m impressed. Remind me to never piss you off.” Harry says with a chuckle, but I don’t find it funny. So I do the only thing I can.

"No need to get violent dear, save that for another time, place, occasion and position if you know what I mean." "Brandon!" Heat rushes up all over my face and Brandon laughs his chest rising and falling. He cups one of my hot cheeks and laughs again. "You should stop that darling or you'll burn my shirt.." This time I don't do anything that'll make him tease me more and instead I stick with just shutting the hell up but I can't help the smile that appears on my face and I turn my head burying my face in his chest to hide it. "Now now pay attention to the movie Harry Potter is good. This is the part where Harry and Ron can't go through the wall and have to use a flying car to get to Hogwarts

Harry frowns. “I watched you make that, it’s just a normal drink. Where’s the magic?” He demands. “Here.” I say calmly as I reach behind the bar, grab some of the pink potion in my bare hands and fling it right at his face, essentially glitter bombing him. He sputters and coughs out a cloud of glitter. I expect him to be annoyed or complain but instead he just bursts out laughing.