Harry Potter Insults Novels & Stories

With nervous eyes, Harry stepped forward. The way Harry spoke to her made Andrew furrow his brow a little. "Let me explain, Hadley, there was a misunderstanding with what you just heard. "A miscommunication?” Hadley’s sarcastic smile intensified. "A chilly lady? An idiot? Not in a class? Harry Dove, I knew you were a jerk, knew you were a pathetic sycophant, even knew you weren't much of a man, but I didn't expect you to be lower than an animal. Does humiliating someone really make you this happy?"

“I was trying to use my feminine wiles on him and get what I wanted from him. You would do the same if you were in my shoes.” She shot me a dangerous look. “First off, I would never do that with someone like Harry Potter over there.” “His name is…” “I don’t give a fuck what his name is. I wouldn’t do that. Never would I do that. Especially not with someone as ugly and non influential as him.” “He’s Audrey’s assistant. I’m sure he can help…”

“Do you think a piece of chocolate cake is enough to make him forgive you?” Harry asked as we walked into school. “Well, I had to try something. Besides, it’s not like I did anything bad anyway.” “Yup, nothing says I’m sorry like a smug ‘I didn’t even do anything bad anyway.’ That’s sure to get Theo Everson kissing your feet.” I elbowed him away as we climbed up the steps with the other students. “Okay, first of all, fuck off. Secondly, stop talking to me dressed like Thomas Shelby. Thirdly, can you try to stay out of my business?”

"Bring him home sometime. You speak so highly of him. I would like to meet him." * * * "Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike." — Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix * H U N T E R J O N E S | The Lovestruck Bad Boy It had been a really good day. I had gotten to spend time with Mey, helping her with homework and telling her my life story. I let out a dreamy sigh, which made me look like Ron after he accidentally drank the love potion. Except that I didn't need a love potion to be crazy about Mey.

Alive. "Okay, just fine," Harry chuckled, rubbing his fat hands. “Now let’s see what your puppies say…” For a few minutes, Harry typed intently, snorted, then began to laugh, reading aloud especially liked moments. And then something pissed him off. He didn't say what, just slammed the laptop shut, tossed it on a chair, and looked at Kit with eyes filled with malice. Probably, according to the rules of the game, now he will begin to punish her?

He chuckled lightly and went away. “What was that?” Nora crossed her arms over her chest. “Nothing.” Penelope dragged herself towards her workstation. “I was just…” she closed her eyes in embarrassment. “You were distracted by his hair again, weren’t you?” Nora sighed. She covered her face. “You are actually very dumb. Just like a white person.” She said and put on her headphones. “We both are white.” She scrunched her nose. “Yeah, but you are the dumb one.” She rolled her eyes. “I know.” She covered her face again. ***

Because he looks really depressed, and is insulting me, to make his stupid self feel better. Moron. I mutter under my breath, shooting him a glare as I clench my fists. "Dude, can't you see her bountiful boobs? She's sweet sixteen. A girl who would be so sweet in the middle." The shameless overgrown toddler of a boy, Stephen intones with a sick stupid grin on his face. And it's right at this moment, that I know I cannot keep shut any longer. Because I have had the insults and stupid perverted talks up to my neck.

"What? Not my fault you're dumb and you're bringing a diary into your bag at school. You know everyone hated you so it should be you keeping one eye open for your haters." "As if you aren't hated by everyone as well? Illegitimate daughter of the senator. Home wrecker and a shame to the well respected conservative family!" I chuckled hearing his classic and signature insult to me for a very long time. And then I observed myself... Before, I'd instantly flame up once I hear that from him. And most likely, I'd still have the very same reaction if I hear that from someone else. But it's him. And somehow, that insult has watered down to an inside joke between us two.

A feeling that was almost completely unknown. - Tell me, cutie- He was staring blankly. Who would have guessed what G could think? -You're still an idiot. That kiss doesn't change anything- He chuckled and hugged me against his side. - It changes everything- I thought I heard that, but I didn't understand what he meant, so I forgot. -I just know that you're still an idiot and that I put you.- I smiled from ear to ear. This was good for self-esteem. - And I just know that I'm sorry I told you all the above and that when you get all angry like the basilisk from Harry Potter, I get hard- My face began to burn more than the sun itself.

I cussed before gulping down a large quantity. “What do you mean? I've heard you're capable of casting spells, but aren't you capable of casting lethal spells?” Henry inquired, his tone low and his eyes narrowed at me. His question got me laughing hard and drunkenly. “What the f*** are you bastard? Is that supposed to be a joke or what? Cuz it ain't damn funny!” “I didn't mean to offend you. There's no need for you to yell. I'm sorry if I did offend you”