Hazbin Hotel Funny Faces Novels & Stories

“If you get up, I’ll get you anything you want for a year. Food included.” Her eyes shot open immediately and her body jerked up so fast that it made me laugh. I knew it’d work but not this quickly. It’s funny how the mention of food does the trick that easily. Hazel’s face screams for rest yet she’s sat upright. Her eyes are squeezed into a line with eye-bags underneath and I can’t deny how funny it looks. Like those characters in animations or cartoons with dots for eyes and a regular huge head depicting sleepiness. “You better keep your word.” Hazel moans, yawning amidst each sentence.

Hazel almost fell off the bench in laughter, "Okay you have officially ruined my ice cream eating from this point on ... oh God ... do we really have to do all that disgusting stuff when we have sex? It sounds so gross." Jan raised her brows, "Hmm ... it sounds gross now ... but wait until you see Theo's or Lee's uncircumcised or circumcised dick ... you'll get what I mean." Hazel covered her face with both hands and shrieked, "Oh whyyy did you have to put that image in my head? I hate you!"

“No. I’m just not used to the smell of this bus… ” I frowned at Shin as he stopped and laughed again. “What’s so funny?” I asked, annoyed. “You—hahaha!” And he couldn’t stop laughing. “What’s so funny?” “You are so ugly, your voice is even uglier when you pinch your nose—hahaha. Four-eyed strawberry. You have caught all the ugliness in the world. From face to voice—hahaha.” I want to kick this Shin, the way he laughs like there’s no tomorrow.

I found myself balling my fist before I knew it and Zenya frowned a bit. “I'm not sure; I've not exactly been known to talk with new people who very much look lower than my class. I wouldn't want to be contaminated with some diseases from them. You could send Hazel since she's been so supportive to that filth.” Zenya smirked darkly and Hazel's face turned beet red. She grinded hard on her jaw as she glared daggers at Zenya who relished on her furious baby face as she casually chewed on the bubble gum in her mouth.

“What—“ Lola started but Hazel wasn’t going easy on her “Shut up, what right do you have to speak to her and us that way, you mannerless goat? Have you no brains or did you use them all When doing that bull shit you call makeup to your face. Standing there and looking like a low budget Jocelyn Wildenstein.” She says, leaving Lola speechless. “I want out out of here this minute! Get out.” She yelled, attracting the nurses to us. I sighed and looked at Hazel “Just leave it. Let’s leave.” I say, grabbing her hand “Oh watch out, do you know chucky? From the movie? It would end up coming to your room in the middle of the night and gouge out ey-“ I clasped my hand against her mouth.

When jumping, I manage to get my entire neck and shoulders above the water. My cheeks sizzle with heat as the three big alphas stare at me laughing, their facial piercings flashing in the sunlight. Hasker shakes his head in disbelief and says something to the others that I don't understand. Based on the way the two laugh even harder, it's probably for the best. "Yes, very funny, guys." I mock their laughter in a deep, goofy voice that mimics Hasker's.

I say stermly. "Off course not," Hazel nods, a wide grin on her face. "It was hilarious!" She doubles over laughing, I sweep my hand through the flowers nearby, causing the fuzz to fly straight into her mouth. Hazel stops laughing abruptly, then irregular coughs and sneezes follow, eyes wide, giving her an even more animated look. I find my shoulders starting to shake and before I can think better of it, a laugh escapes my mouth, the sound strange to even my own ears.

"Are you going to take chances?What if his boys hurt Hazel?Will you be able to bear it?" "I swear on my father's death,I will kill everyone that touches a strand of her hair."I glared at him angrily for making such an expensive joke. "Woah. Chill. Nothing will happen." "Are you coming to the hotel outing?Mom has been in quite a bad mood since yesterday."I huff tiredly. "Of course. Labrinth and Marcos will be around too. Just make sure your woman isn't around Baron. His teeth will definitely give her a jump scare."He laughed mockingly and loudly at the same time, making Hazel turn on the bed.

His sadness magically vanished. “Aha. Ahahahahaha. Did you look yourself into the mirror?” He hugged his stomach after laughing loudly for a good couple of seconds. “What the fuck are you guys thinking about?” All of them fled from the table and touched their weapons that were still sheathed inside their own scabbard. Malikul exposed his beautiful wings, and Aidan growled while the parents silently examined the situation. “Oh my God. Puhahahahahaha.” Hisoka clapped his hands while laughing his ass off. “You guys are so funny. Sister! Look! They are so funny!” Hisoka waved at Black Shadow that was still sleeping.

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