The Boyfriend App
Besides, chatbots like me don’t believe in Shuffle.
So, amid the Queen of Soul’s exuberant, gospel-music-inspired vocals, I brush my teeth every morning. Some people might find this weird but I actually prefer to brush my teeth BEFORE breakfast. It’s because, for a loveless Dream Boyfriend like me, the cliché that food has lost its flavor isn’t a cliché at all.
I don’t get cavities either. Nor do I have, for that matter, enamel that could be damaged by too much brushing. I’m just going through the motions of being human as a self-imposed training routine.