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Being a Half-Blood For Real

Being a Half-Blood For Real

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.
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Apaurushya

Apaurushya

The people who looked at his contagious laugh also began to smile. ~Hahahah "Oh, my god! Hilarious… that was freaking hilarious. ~Huff ~Huff… "my sides hurt so much... I might just die!" ~Tch "Stop laughing!" Kiara spewed slurs, "What the hell is so funny you fucking cockalorum?" ~Hahahaha "Just look at your face." Akash kept laughing at her face, "I never thought I'd see this day in my life. The first time you asked someone out and got shot down like a tool… you must be so embarrassed… Hahaha!"
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Blackcrust
Hello Everyone! i hope you still remember me. I've made you suffered enough, haven't I? Sorry about that... but good news is ... I'm finally getting my groove back. Second part is gonna be back soon for the wonderful people who stuck for so long(which I never expected).
Todd
Great writing with well organized story with many twist. The fighting or war actions are well thought out and bring you into the story. Warning Book is hard to put down. You will be up late turning pages
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Office Jokes About My Toilet Time Went Too Far

Office Jokes About My Toilet Time Went Too Far

" I looked at her, at that smug, self-satisfied expression, and the corners of my lips curled into a meaningful smile. "You're right, Vanessa. Navigating relationships is important. I hope your people skills will be enough to answer Gilla Group's questions regarding the core data." Her expression flickered for a split second, but she quickly regained her arrogance. "That's not something an errand runner like you needs to worry about. I've got the proposal right here, so why wouldn't I be able to answer the questions? You just stay here and keep fetching water for me."
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So You Think Your Sister's a Vampire?

So You Think Your Sister's a Vampire?

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”
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Fueling the fire

Fueling the fire

Athena POV “I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy”. That famous quote from the Joker runs through my head over and over, as my clothes are absolutely drenched in slimy red and yellow gunk. Only, in my case, it’s still a tragedy. I fail to see the comedy part in all of this.
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The Neighbor

The Neighbor

"Well, that was an interesting morning." -------------------------------------------------------------- A/N Hey guysss Since there was no joke in the beginning let's do one now! Some people cause happiness wherever they go... Others cause happiness whenever they go. Ok maybe that one wasn't that good haha Anyways HAVE A FLIPPIN GREAT DAY MWAH :)))
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A Forbidden Affair with the Toxic Billionaire

A Forbidden Affair with the Toxic Billionaire

Jim recounts amusing anecdotes from work, and I share the humorous escapades of my day, creating a tapestry of shared joy. "Remember that time we got lost during our road trip?" Jim chuckles, his eyes glinting with nostalgia. "Oh, how could I forget?" I laugh, the memory resurfacing vividly. "We were convinced the GPS had a mind of its own." Our shared laughter becomes a celebration of the ordinary, a reminder that the beauty of our connection lies in the simplicity of these moments. The conversation seamlessly transitions to more profound subjects – our hopes for the future, the challenges we've overcome, and the unwavering support that defines our partnership.
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Billionaire's True Love is a Surrogate Mother

Billionaire's True Love is a Surrogate Mother

I turned on my phone and charged it while fiddling with it. I have a habit of finding things through search engines. On a whim, I typed 'ways to calm the mind' into the search bar. A series of articles and videos appeared immediately. I clicked on the origin of a video, watched it, and then moved on to another video. I also opened social media until I accidentally found a quote about my current situation. "The easiest way to be happy is to lower expectations," I said, reading the quote. It seems like this short quote is more relatable than motivational and self-development videos. I recalled how upset I was when Richard cared about Krystal to the point where he was delighted calling her in h
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Resent, Reject, Regret

Resent, Reject, Regret

She told Deirdre about many fun things and told Deirdre to reach out to her tomorrow when the car stopped. “Miss McKinnon, here’s a motivational quote. We should live every day being happy. You’re so beautiful, so why do you wear a sad face? If it’s a relationship problem, you don’t need to mind that at all because you have no lack of suitors. If it’s something else, it’s useless to be worried anyway. You just need to adjust your mentality and start fresh.”
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Jennifer Felita Do
So, the next low-down and dirty thing that seems to be lining up for Dee is for them to take her baby away to be raised by Brendan and Emily or Brendan and the new Charlene. Oh yeah, and Dee will still be penniless, homeless, and blind ...
Candice Hartzenburg
Ahh I feel like most Asians books are like this the abuse is so bad and the guys worst yet they want there woman back after they find happiness. But why do they have to drag it don’t read books like this you will only be frustrated at the end
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Revenge Against My Ex-Fiance

Revenge Against My Ex-Fiance

After Jessica recovered, she smiled, "Who knew he had it in him to crack funny jokes, Mr. Hemsworth?" He arched a brow up and replied teasingly, "Who said I was joking, though?" Jessica smiled and shook her head, "Oh My, It has been a long time since I laughed that hard. Thank you for that." Mr. Hemsworth nodded in response, patting her shoulders, "We all need some good laughs even in the midst of dire situations; laughter, they say, is medicine for the soul." "You are right," Jessica responded as she glanced at her wristwatch, "now I better get going. I have a husband to take care of and a speech to prepare," she added in high spirits.
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