Novel & Cerita Hilariously Bad Fanfiction

He manipulated her uncle just for money. "We were crazy about each other. We couldn't resist it. So we came up with a plan. Arman told me to create a fake Facebook account with Neha's name and upload her pictures. We both knew Neha was stunning, so it was obvious that any man would fall for her. It didn't take us long and Azfar replied to me. But he was way too good looking and I got jealous, that's why I rejected you and blocked you." Laila added.

He crash-landed in a thick jungle and shifted back into his human self. But his luck seems to have run out because as soon as he shifted a very tempting female scent assaulted his nostrils. It's jasmine and innocence. He knows that scent belongs to a human female. "No, no, no.." he thought in horror. Diana is a human girl who is living with her stepmother and steps sisters after the death of her mother. Her father remarried soon enough. Her stepmother

Sigh e_e I mean, I’m not annoyed or anything about their plot progressions. I mean, ‘The Villainess is My Lover’ has one of the best written plots in my opinion, because the protagonist, despite being evil, fits the criteria of a villainess that many would love. Beautiful, sassy, intelligent, a queen, and people might not see it, but she’s also passionate, despite his cold demeanour. The scenario during their war with Andorhal was written pleasantly, including the interactions between Carter and Minerva.

Vance Celeste was falling apart in my arms. Dean and July were having a forbidden affair, but what I was doing is far worse. I was thinking of my best friend’s daughter in ways I shouldn’t. The worst part of it, she calls me Daddy and it makes my dick so hard. If Dean knew she called me that, he’d kill me. I never had a thing for daddy kink. Hell, I never even thought of Celeste calling me that. Until one night, she did and I loved it. The thought has me wanting to take her to bed and I’m not talking about going to sleep. I want to tear her clothes off and rip her little panties off with my teeth.

“You guys have no idea how much humiliated I felt in front of Fernando.” “I’m afraid he might tell Marcellus about this recent incident,” Noah says, voicing dreadful. I swallow the lump in my throat. There we go, another maniac who willingly wants to die at my hands. Isn’t it better to put the whole world on fire so that no one can lift their finger against my lady? “He won’t,” Bryce wheezes, taking his statement as a joke. “Yet,” Noah warns. “Relax, we will find her till then,” the black-haired guy says.

Sarah slurred. “He’s not a bad person? Wow! That’s a first.” “First time hearing someone say something nice about your cousin?” “First time I heard someone say that a mafia don is ‘not a bad person.’ Seriously, girl, you are so down bad. Wasn’t it you who was trying to leave him at all costs a few months ago? Now, all of a sudden he is ‘not a bad person. Just very energetic’? Girl.”

Our wedding was low‑key, with few guests, which allowed that group to occupy half the lawn. Someone shouted at me, “You gave up Charlie and married an idiot because of a small joke—have you considered how deeply you’ve hurt him?” Charlie put on a sorrowful expression and sighed. “Every mistake was mine, but don’t ruin yourself just to punish me. This hurts me more than if you had simply left me.” I had expected him to cause trouble, but I hadn’t expected this kind of trouble. After his performance, he became the devoted lover, and I became the heartless woman.

Florence murmured, also allowing herself to reminisce about her brief encounter with Scott. “‘Hmm’ as in a good ‘hmm’ or bad ‘hmm’?” Emma interrogated expectantly. “As in a good ‘hmm’. Very good, actually. He’s like a sculpture or something. I couldn’t even look at him for more than three seconds without feeling like he could melt my brain,” Florence said. “Oh, God! You meet the first and only billionaire you’ll probably ever see in your life and screw it completely. I must have been cursed or something,” Emma complained, turning her chair back to her computer.

"She hasn't had it easy? What about me, Julian?" "I was with you when you had absolutely nothing, and the moment you became Alpha, you betrayed me!" We had been in love for eight years. We had squeezed into leaky apartments and shared bowls of instant ramen together, where even adding an egg felt like a luxury. During the years I should have been my most beautiful, I didn't even own a decent dress. My parents called me a fool for it, and Chloe—hypocritically—called me a fool too. Only now did I realize that Julian had been mocking my stupidity in his heart all along.

“I can’t believe you actually read this shit. It’s fucking hilarious. This dude just came like five times inside this chick, like right in a row. In what universe is that even believable?” Oh my God, of course he’d found a sex scene of all things. “It’s fiction,” I argued defensively as I yanked my Kindle from his hand. “I like it a little bit unbelievable. That’s why I read it, you moron. To escape the real world. If I wanted believable, I’d just stop reading and return to my life.” “Yeah, but she called his dick a meat shaft.” “Oh my God.” I scowled. “You’re one of those annoying people who quibble over every little detail in a book, aren’t you?”