Holiday Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

Iyvonne's brow was furrowed up where she stood. What a blunder! Aunt Carolyn's face was pitch black and white or should I say red. I was not sure of the color I was seeing. She gasped. “ Ridiculous!” She fumed. She picked up her phone and went upstairs. I guess she was embarrassed. The English was not well spoken. Josh, ignorant of the air in the room, asked grandpa. “Grandpa, what did you get for me?” “All presents will be opened only on Christmas day. For now,I have to rest. It was really a long way and I am tired.” He said and went upstairs.

Summer jokes. “No date.” Hazel was determined and went to the balcony with her phone. “Hazel, I’m out of town now on a business trip for a few days,” Joshua said in a low voice. Her heart missed a beat. Thanksgiving Day was coming up. Joshua would be back in time, wouldn’t he? “When will you be back?” she asked. He was slightly astonished, smiled and, in his sexiest voice, asked, “Miss me?” “... Who misses you?” Her face was a little flushed, protesting flirtishly. “Stop being so narcissistic. I'm just asking.”

"Forwarded by: Compu-Cupid To: Valentine Holiday Hi there. My name is Cora, and according to Compu-Cupid, we're a perfect match. I'd love to meet you and talk, maybe over coffee. Let me know if that's okay with you. (By the way, love the photo. The strategically placed hearts are very cute.)"

and the two laugh awkwardly because of Syrel’s message. “The traditional 18 wishes are way better than this even though it’s full of sarcasm,” The emcee said and the audience laugh. “Next one, Jane Riezel” “Oh my gosh!” Jane reacted and she headed to the stage for her message. “Merry. Merry Christmas in advance girl!” We laughed when we heard Jane’s first message for Cristine. “Labor. Happy Labor’s Day in advance as well. Independence. Happy Independence to you since you’re now 18! I don’t know where these words came from? On the calendar?” and we laughed so hard when she said the last phrases.