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Written in the Stars

Written in the Stars

"Happy birthday to you, On this dear date, Many happinesses, Many years of life…" "It's a hit, it's a hit, It's a hit, it's a hit, it's a hit, it's a hit, It's time, it's time, It's time, it's time, it's time, Boom!" "Helena, Helena, Helena!!" the employees of the Arabic restaurant cheerfully sing, accompanied by the shy birthday girl's family, in front of her chocolate cake with candles that resemble fireworks.
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Tee Shirt

Tee Shirt

DELETE! Marlon: Fine ... deleted ... jeez ... Hazel: Where are we going today? Marlon: Bungee jumping ... hang gliding ... sky diving ... sex shop ... get high ... peep show ... your choice baby ... (tongue emoji) Hazel: Ice cream it is ... (laughing emoji) Marlon was giggling the whole time he was texting. Marlon: Oh by the way ... fancy a party this Friday? My dad said I can have a party this weekend ...
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I Turned Gay After A Drunken Night

I Turned Gay After A Drunken Night

"Wait guys, one more thing. How the hell are we celebrating the holiday because I'm kicking against cooping up?” "Me too."
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Backup Plan

Backup Plan

“Is it sad to work on holidays?” “Not really,” I say honestly. “Holidays don’t feel much different than any other day.” “Now that is sad,” she quips. “I love holidays. My mom always did too. She’d say she’d take any excuse to get family together and celebrate anything, no matter how small. Halloween and Christmas are my favorite.” “Rory showed me a photo of your house at Halloween,” I tell her. “It was a few years ago, and I felt like punching myself in the face when I saw it, because you looked so happy without me.”
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Used My Holiday to Tear Down the So-Called Queen

Used My Holiday to Tear Down the So-Called Queen

For seven days, I didn't even bother to open the work group chat, so I missed all her passive-aggressive swipes at me. "Young people these days have such bad attitudes. They can't even handle the simplest tasks." When I showed up at the office after the holidays, acting as if nothing had happened, she lost it. At the morning meeting, she turned it into a full-blown interrogation and called me out by name, questioning, "Why didn't you answer my calls during the Thanksgiving holidays? I had work for you." I stared at her, looking genuinely confused. "You said it yourself that it was the holidays. That's my time off, so whether I answer the calls or not is my choice."
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DEVIL’s GRIP

DEVIL’s GRIP

You can get sign this new project tomorrow also. “Sir,” the manager said hesitantly. Zayden finally looked up, raising an eyebrow. “What?” “There’s no office tomorrow ?” Zayden frowned slightly. “Why?” The manager hesitated before answering. “Tomorrow is a holiday, sir.” Zayden’s pen stilled in his hand. He looked up sharply. “What holiday?” The manager looked surprised that he didn’t know. “Holi, sir. The festival of colors. It’s a big celebration in India.”
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A husband for the holiday

A husband for the holiday

The drive through the town managed to bring back my happy mood as I excitedly marveled at all the holiday decorations. "Remind me to get sunglasses if I don't want to get blinded by all the holiday lights here," He grumbled. "Sure, I'd put that in my notes app next to the note about you getting a personality transplant," I said sweetly. "Add another note for me to get a six pack of beer. Cause I'm going to have to stay drunk for the next fifteen days to survive this." I nodded in agreement, "perfect, cause I'll need you to be passed out in the pool house to be able to get through the next few days. Your obvious alcohol problem would make the perfect explanation for our eventual divorce."
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TRENT

TRENT

"Fuck! I can't stop myself!" ^^^^^^^^^ Hey guys. Have a merry Christmas and a Happy prosperous new year❤❤ Thank you so much for the support.
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Strings of Fate

Strings of Fate

) I quit my job today, it’s going to be a celebration dinner. Harry- Excellent. I know just the place. Also CONGRATS!
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Dewdrop
I read all the comments before I start reading a book. With the number positive reviews, I was honestly waiting to be disappointed. I'm very happy to say that it is one of my favorite reads now. I was hooked from the first chapter. Loved it, well done dear Author <3
fairydust
Seriously one of the best books on this app! The author has a way with stringing different characters' stories together (pun intended, I guess) and made me laugh, gush, and keep me on the edge of my seat.
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The Alpha's Babysitter

The Alpha's Babysitter

This day, she knew, would be etched in her memory forever—a day of laughter, adventure, and the strengthening of a bond that was becoming more precious with each passing moment. The day at the amusement park unfolded like a magical dream. Theo, fueled by pure joy and adrenaline, bounced from ride to ride, his laughter echoing through the park. Hazel, initially hesitant, found herself swept up in the infectious energy, laughing along with Theo as they spun on carousels, soared through the air on swings, and navigated the twists and turns of a dizzying maze.
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