Humor Book Titles 소설 & 이야기

"It's the hormones. Not me." He smirks. "Sure. And it's just my dick that wants to be buried in your pussy. Not me." I gasp, my thighs clenching as forbidden heat pulses through me. He winces the second it leaves his mouth, then pivots fast. "Umm, right. So... what was that last book you read to Zuri?" "Uh...Quakers the Duckling Has Feelings?" What the hell does that have to do with anything? "That googly-eyed bastard looked like he's seen some shit."

“Seriously, though. What are you even looking for?” I picked up a random thick book from the shelf just to shut him up. I didn't even look at the title. Could’ve been a cookbook for all I cared. I held it up and said, “Self-help.” James paused. Then blinked. Then burst out laughing again. This time he slapped the shelf like it was a drum, and I nearly slammed the book into his face. “You need help, alright,” he managed between snorts. “But I don’t think a fucking book is gonna do it, my guy.”

Knowing Juliette, they'd probably still spend an hour more before she'd finally decide on something. "Better to be a hoe, than to not be whole," Sam piped up. Sensing our confusion, she chuckled. "It's from my book." A string of 'ohs' was what followed her statement. We needed no further explanation to understand what she meant. "What was the book title this time?" I asked, smiling lightly. "I Am A Teenager In Heat," she answered between laughs - something we soon joined in. "Who even names their book that?" Juliette reasoned, chuckling softly.

The maid handed it to me without question. I smiled. "Another parenting book?" The cover came into view. My smile disappeared. The title read: The Best Way to Tell Your Child He Is Not Your Favorite Chaos burst into laughter so loud the windows rattled. Hunter nearly reopened his stitches laughing. Even Queen Silveira had to turn away to hide her smile. I buried my face against Althea's hair. "...I deserve this." Sol leaned over to look at the title. "...Maybe." "You're not helping."

Luca drawls, his voice just loud enough for Elijah to hear, “what do you call a werewolf that’s also a librarian?” I glance at him, intrigued but suspicious. “I don’t know. What?” “A fur-midable opponent for anyone who returns their books late.” It’s so cheesy that I can’t help but burst out laughing. Luca grins wider, clearly satisfied with himself. I cover my mouth, trying to stifle the laugh, but it’s too late. I’m doubled over, shaking with amusement, the ridiculous joke breaking through all the tension that had been swirling around me. And that’s all it takes.

This guy was going to make me go insane before graduation. I peered through the aisles, reading each genre that hung above them. As I passed the comedy section, I couldn't help but stop on my tracks as I caught sight of some titles that seemed to be out of place. I walked towards them, tilting my head to get a better look. A smirk escaped my lips as they all coincidentally seemed to be about werewolves. I had to admit, the stories that kept being published were starting to be idiotic, but even I, who wasn't a fan of them, knew that they didn't belong here. Oh well, the librarian will catch it sooner or later.

It seemed like everyone knew I wasn't in the mood to be bothered, so she peeks her head in before walking over to hand me a book. "What To Expect, When You Are Expecting," was the title of the book. I smile brightly and she bows before exiting. It said it was the #4 best selling pregnancy book so I began reading it right away while enjoying my taco. ************* Bahm "They called her a fúcking whore Bahm!" "I know Kris, you said that part already." "What was I suppose to do Bahm? Do you really think I handled it wrong too!"

I glared at him, and he noticed it. “What?” he asked innocently but a smirk is very evident on his lips. “What’s funny?” I asked really mad. He raised a brow; amusement is in his eyes. “I am reading a funny book,” he said. My eyes went down to his book, and it was really scientific so why the hell a funny topic would be there? He’s annoying. I just rolled my eyes and walked out to find a fine book that I can read. I stopped in the history section and stared at the books and without noticing I am now smiling.

Turning the cover for me to see he said, “So this is your favorite book, huh?” Wondering what had him looking so sly I focused my eyes on the cover and I immediately felt a rush of heat flare through my body. The cover had a picture of the naked anatomy of a man and woman embracing each other sensually and the title read, ‘100 ways to spice up your life.' “If this is what you were here searching for in the library then I don’t think I have any problem,” he laughed patronizingly, and flicking through the pages he stopped at one and reading the words on it he continued, “Try being intimate in random or unfamiliar places-”

“My subconscious mind is curious. Come on, humour me. What sub-dom freaky freaky are you reading this time?” My cheeks instantly burned red in embarrassment. Just one time, I had left my phone unlocked so I could use the bathroom that Luca peered into my screen and read the words there. Just that one time, and he's still holding it against me. I narrowed my eyes at him playfully. “For your information, it's actually not one of my fictional novels. It's a self-help book titled ‘first time mom? Grab a chair’,” I said. Luca looked a bit surprised. “That’s amazing. Strange title, though.”