Cat Humour Books Novels & Stories

“Sorry.” “You should be thankful I’m not like other guys. You’re pretty. Be more careful next time,” Red said. He stood to leave even though he had just arrived, seemingly uncomfortable in her presence. As he turned, his dictionary fell to the ground. Katleya’s eyes widened in shock as she covered her mouth. She couldn’t believe what she saw. Inside the dictionary was a white book that looked very familiar—a published erotic novel by TitaAmor07, part of the Big Bird Series.

I open the box, and pull out the first book, and I frown even harder because it is titled - Your Dad Will Do, by a Katee Robert. Feeling realy confused, I pull out the second - Priest, by a Sierra Simone, these books are giving me a certain vibe. I pull out another, laughing at the incredulous title - Does It Hurt, by an H.D Carlton, feeling really curious, I open a random page, and frown as I try to make sense of the scene. I gasp as I begin to make sense of it, my mouth falls open at the full realization of what it actually is, the book falls out of my hand with a resounding thud.

Alicia brought out her 'Common Entrance Solution' textbooks and started to revise it to while away time. "Auntie Bukunmi, where do Eskimos live?" She asked inquisitively to a Bukunmi who paid little attention. "I have no idea, maybe a cottage or something." Alicia burst into laughter. She laughed to an extent Bukunmi felt slightly embarrassed. "I don't think that's funny, don't Eskimos live in cottages?" Alicia burst into laughter again. This time, uncontrollably. "Hehehe, that was so soo off point." She chucked.

There’s no getting around that fact at all. “So, we’re looking for a bird version of a spooky cat lady who has a fondness for living in woods, despite being right near a town? Is she old, young…. eats children? Do we need to crumble breadcrumbs along the highway in hopes of accidently falling upon her gingerbread house.” Carmen quizzes with a deadpan tone and a serious expression that somehow amuses me, despite her lack of emotion. This time I do laugh out loud, at the girl’s weird dry humor that I never realized she even possessed. A childhood visual of the old witch from the library Hansel and Gretel book pops into my head and only increases the giggles I exude.

Gabby left and came back a while later with a big book titled, 'THE LEGENDS OF BIGFOOT" Huh? Bigfoot?! She rose her head and opened her mouth to say something but caught Gabby looking from her face to the book in quick successions. She was trying to tell her something. Bigfoot wasn't actually Bigfoot? Maybe this was another book that might help her. She discreetly nodded and Gabby smiled. "I'm sorry this library couldn't help much but I hope you really enjoy this one. Page 138 has a very funny paragraph, check it out." Eleanor nodded. "Sure, thanks."

Then she looks at Kaia, “My Kaia…what swollen lips you have. Did you play little red riding hood or something with Isaiah?” I looked at her curiously. “Little red riding hood?” “You’ve never heard of that story?” Sinclair asked. “Can’t say that I have.” “There’s a big, bad wolf and he tries to eat little red riding hood.” She winked. I looked at her strangely, “That’s a real story?” “Children’s story.” Kaia said and then she smirked at Sinclair, “Maybe I wanted my big, bad wolf to be a big, bad wolf, Sinclair.” She winked.

“I got ahead of myself because I'd manage to learn the statistics you'd been teaching me, okay? The least I can do is try to learn what a data string is so I don't look completely clueless when you're talking about your day at SiporaTech." I closed the book carefully, holding it against my chest. “You're surprisingly thoughtful and sweet.” “You didn't have to add the ‘suprisingly’ though,” he twisted his lips. “I know, just kidding,” I kissed him on the cheek. “Don't forget about your favorite idiot just because you're going to California,” he actually pouted. I didn't hear had a cute side to him. "Not possible," I murmured, leaning my forehead against his chest. "You're too annoying to forg

I wandered through the aisles, running my fingers along the spines, feeling a sense of belonging I hadn't felt in a long time. I spent the whole day there, completely lost among the books, reading story after story until I lost track of time. One book caught my attention "The Adventures of Sir Flufftail" a ridiculous but absolutely hilarious story about a brave and very dramatic rabbit knight who went on quests to save stolen carrot cakes from mischievous squirrels.

"Wow... Lots of strange things happened because of my father. Does the future smell like pirates?" "What? That's not important and it's a long story!" I couldn't help but sniff my skin! That lousy pirate schemed this! Haiban is laughing and says, "I would like to hear that story! How did you get back? How do you plan to stop me now? I've already annihilated more than half of the werewolf population." 5 spellbooks appeared around him and he picks one before the other 4 ascend to disappearance. "I have more cards than you think."

I really liked the idea of that. I was standing in front of the ferret cage. They were such interesting creatures. Almost like a cross between a cat and a squirrel, they chased each other and slinked around playing hide and seek. They looked like they might be fun pets, but a lot of work. I was happy with my Coco. I leaned down to pet her head. She was very calm. I had thought a dog from the pound might be an excitable pet, but she was so good, almost like she was made for me.