Humorous Holiday Quotes Mga Nobela at Kwento

The drive through the town managed to bring back my happy mood as I excitedly marveled at all the holiday decorations. "Remind me to get sunglasses if I don't want to get blinded by all the holiday lights here," He grumbled. "Sure, I'd put that in my notes app next to the note about you getting a personality transplant," I said sweetly. "Add another note for me to get a six pack of beer. Cause I'm going to have to stay drunk for the next fifteen days to survive this." I nodded in agreement, "perfect, cause I'll need you to be passed out in the pool house to be able to get through the next few days. Your obvious alcohol problem would make the perfect explanation for our eventual divorce."

TRAVIS “Ihate thinking of you all lonely up there in your ivory tower during the holidays,” Mom says. “Mom, I might be alone but I am not lonely,” I say. “That’s what lonely people say to console themselves.” I laugh. “Mom, really, I’m fine.” “What is it even that’s keeping you so busy over Christmas?” “I just have one or two things I need to do.” “Okay… Well, I’ll stop bugging you. It’s just that, you know your brothers are here, and it would’ve been nice to have all my kids in one place. You know? Before I die.”

Kaleb’s mouth worked as if he wanted to argue and couldn’t find a way to do it without being a complete jerk. “Fine.” Sparkle reached out and gave his forearm a quick pat. Even with removing her hand almost instantly, that swift buzz of something amazing tingled her fingers. Sparkle took a breath, then smiled. “Don’t worry, we won’t be too happy around you, either. Wouldn’t want you upset by the holiday spirit.” He shot her a wry look. “Thanks.” “No problem.” She grinned at him. “You have to be careful or you could catch some stray laugh and maybe even try to join in only to have your face break.”

"We work for a greeting card manufacturer, run by a family named Holiday. We gotta make a big deal out of the Christmas party. The old man would lose face otherwise." "That's the truth," Jana agreed cheerfully. "Now finish the damn report, freshen your lipstick and let's go before the guys in the IT department empty the buffet table." "Yeah, nothing like a bunch of computer geeks and free food." Shelby typed in the last few numbers on her report. "And hey, at least there's no sing-along this year. Clever of Noel Holiday to send the piano out for tuning this week." "Hmm. All the Holiday boys are clever and sexy," Jana purred. Her full lips pursed into a thoughtful smile. "Wonder if I can corn

"During this festive season, we should eat well, drink well, and set all our worries aside!" Everyone raised their glasses together. Outside the window, fireworks streaked through the sky and blossomed in the dark night sky, lighting up the skies like flowers in full bloom. Laughter continued around the table. Everyone was happy and harmonious, temporarily forgetting their relationships and everything that had happened between them. "I wish everyone an even better year ahead!" "Wishing my boss gets everything she wants next year!" The laughter around the table grew little by little.

His face was flushed red, as red as a tomato. The woman smiled at him, then said, "Hahaha, I'm a human indeed. Do you really think I'm not human? You're really funny. Ah! Happy birthday, by the way! It's a surprise gift from your friends, and I'm participating because it's entertaining, hehehehe.” Havi tilted his head. “A birthday when my actual birthday is already a week ago?” Havi chimed in with a sarcastic intonation. "Well, this kind of thing is another kind of surprise, right, guys?"

“This is what Christmas is about. Family. Love. Togetherness. So let’s eat, drink, and make this night one to remember. Merry Christmas.” “Merry Christmas!” everyone echoed, clinking their glasses together before diving into the feast. The room was soon filled with the sounds of plates clattering, forks scraping, and delighted conversations. Laughter rang out as funny stories were shared, and the warmth of love and togetherness filled the air.

“Is it the tree? We can move the tree.” A third whispered, “Is it the star on top? Did it insult you.” I pinched the bridge of my nose. “I do not hate Christmas.” A chorus of skeptical murmurs filled the hallway. “You flinch every time we say the word,” someone pointed out. “You hissed at a candy cane,” another said. “You refused to stand near the gingerbread house,” a third added. “You claimed it was staring at you.” “It was staring at me,” I said firmly. “Its frosting eyes followed me.”

“Of course. Because why would Zayden ever be predictable? The man hugs like a brick wall and talks like Siri.” I bit back a smile. “That’s not true.” Lucas gasped loudly. “Not true? Rielle. Sweetheart. He once congratulated me with the phrase ‘Noted.’ Who says noted for congratulations?” I couldn’t hold my laugh. Lucas leaned in, whispering like he was revealing state secrets. “Last year, someone told him ‘Merry Christmas,’ and he replied… ‘okay.’ OKAY, Rielle. No Merry. No Christmas. Just okay.”

He ended his beautiful speech smiling tearfully. "Merry Christmas Dad." "Merry Christmas grandad." ********* Is okay to make a mistake, but us not okay when you don't learn from it✍️