Humorous Holiday Quotes Novels & Stories

“Why would I change when you’ll never stop trying to earn a joke from every situation?” “Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.”

safe, content, happy. A wave of laughter erupted as Brian launched into another one of his jokes, his infectious humour washing away any lingering stress. For a blissful while, the world outside ceased to exist, replaced by the joy of my shared silliness. A forgotten warmth spread through me, the simple pleasure of laughing with Brian a rediscovered treasure, thanks to the movie.

I told him about the terrible vacation story Lucas had shared with me once, his family's disastrous week at a rain soaked coastal town when he was twelve, how he had told it with such vivid, self deprecating humor that I had laughed until my sides ached despite everything weighing on me that particular evening. I described the way he had acted out each disaster of that vacation, his father's collapsed tent, the seagull that had stolen an entire picnic lunch directly from his hands, his own dramatic, twelve year old outrage at the unfairness of it all, and Jonathan laughed properly for the first time since the funeral, a real, unguarded sound that startled us both slightly with how unfamiliar

Ginny asked. "No..." "I really wish I could help,but... just let him figure it out." "Yeah..." "What's the plan for the holidays. Are there activities happening,because there's like a party at every stop in New York right now. I got in the subway, mind you, there was a party there and some weirdos with a banana costume and they kept yelling about slipping awareness... I laughed."Slipping? What's that about?" "I don't know...but something tells me it's not about banana."

"Well, that was an interesting morning." -------------------------------------------------------------- A/N Hey guysss Since there was no joke in the beginning let's do one now! Some people cause happiness wherever they go... Others cause happiness whenever they go. Ok maybe that one wasn't that good haha Anyways HAVE A FLIPPIN GREAT DAY MWAH :)))

Jefferson would never be a part of them, no matter how many laughs they shared with him. Homer, who doesn't talk much, also reminds Jefferson that all this happiness shouldn't be happening. That his time has come to an end. Max put his arm around Jefferson, his face so bright, reminding Jefferson of the sun that shines during the day. If you raise your head and look at the sky, the sun's rays hurt your eyes. Yep, that's exactly what Jefferson was feeling. "You should join us. It was an amazing holiday.” “Well,” said Hugo. He had not teased Jefferson in a long time, and Hugo missed seeing that adorable reaction.

Mark continued to laugh, then settling himself down said; "I just remembered this joke someone told me on the plane down here. Wanna hear it?" "You're going to tell a joke?" Although Mark was a master of sarcastic one liners, he really didn't have much of a sense of humor, and I don't think he had told me a joke since we were kids. "Yeah," He said. "Ready?" "Okay go ahead." This should be good I thought. "Okay," Mark began putting his hands up as if bracing me for it. "Here goes; why is Halloween the best holiday down in West Virginia?" I thought for a minute then shrugged;

“You okay? You look… different tonight.” Different. Code for dressed up, maybe a little too much. I felt my cheeks heat. “Yeah, I’m fine. Just… needed to get out.” I gestured toward the stage. “There. That’s the guy.” The Father Christmas act was in full swing now, posing for photos, handing out candy canes, letting tips get tucked into his belt while the crowd cheered. Mr. Harlan turned to look, squinted a little under the strobing lights, then burst out laughing. A real, deep belly laugh that made his shoulders shake.

and the two laugh awkwardly because of Syrel’s message. “The traditional 18 wishes are way better than this even though it’s full of sarcasm,” The emcee said and the audience laugh. “Next one, Jane Riezel” “Oh my gosh!” Jane reacted and she headed to the stage for her message. “Merry. Merry Christmas in advance girl!” We laughed when we heard Jane’s first message for Cristine. “Labor. Happy Labor’s Day in advance as well. Independence. Happy Independence to you since you’re now 18! I don’t know where these words came from? On the calendar?” and we laughed so hard when she said the last phrases.

"Fuck! I can't stop myself!" ^^^^^^^^^ Hey guys. Have a merry Christmas and a Happy prosperous new year❤❤ Thank you so much for the support.